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Suburbia Blaster

Created by the boys of 511, a gang in denver, a suburbia blaster is made by buying a liter of Dr. Pepper, drinking it or pouring it out to the label, then filling it up to the expiration date with the cheapest whiskey available. 511 generally agrees upon Kentucky Deluxe. Close the cap, shake, drink.
Closely related to the ghetto blaster of voodoo glowskulls fame, and the Boulder blaster, made with a 20oz Dr. Pepper in place of the liter due to lower availability of liters of Dr. Pepper on the Hill.
What are you doing tonight?

I dunno, meng, prolly just chillin at Stella's with a suburbia blaster.
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ticket blaster experience

when Chuck E. Cheese cums tickets all over your fucking goddamn face
The ticket blaster experience made my child sooooooooooo happy.
by Supah Dave October 5, 2013
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