Taco Bell

The beginnings of explosive diarrhea.

"Man, Taco Bell always gives me the shits, yet I keep coming back..."

by undertakerfreak1127 March 6, 2008

Body Built by Taco Bell

A statement expressing that one's physical attributes, including strength, speed, stamina, muscle mass, etc., are the culmination of adherence to an austere and unyielding dietary regiment that encompasses but is not limited to Cool Ranch Doritos® Locos Tacos, Crunchwrap Supremes, Nacho Fries, and Baja Blast Mountain Dew.

Made famous by Baltimore Ravens' Linebacker Matthew Judon

"The Baltimore Taco Bell owners, in appreciation of the support and commitment of Matthew Judon of the Baltimore Ravens, hereby proclaim Friday, November 8th, 2019 as "Matthew Judon Day" at all participating Baltimore Taco Bell restaurants. In celebration, all participating restaurants will offer free tacos between the hours of 2pm and 5pm so everybody can have a Body Built By Taco Bell!"

by LamarJacksonIsElite November 8, 2019

Taco Bell

A fast-food chain that will undoubtedly, within two hours, force you to spew Yoohoo out of your bung hole all over the wall, busting every vein in your butt-hole.

Tod: Yo let's go to Taco Bell!
Jim: Hellz yea man!
*2 hours later*
Jim: Aww man I don't feel too good...
*Jim runs to bathroom*
*Tod looks in*
Tod: Sweet Jesus... there's... SHIT. EVERYWHEREE!

by Mr. Shemp March 18, 2011

Taco Bell

Source of cheap food that causes expensive damage to your trunks when you shart yourself. If you are lucky enough to be near a toilet when your bean burrito "insta-digests", the force of the geyser of crap will separate you from the seat, shatter the porcelain, and leave your rectum singed and bloody.

Dude: Oh crap! That's my third pair of underwear I mud-butted.
Date: I'd like to go home now.....
Dude: C'mon, babe, I got us reservations at "the Bell" - BONG!!
Date (dialing cell): Mom can you pick me up at Taco Bell?

by methane king January 26, 2010

Bavarian bell tower

A famous landmark in iSorrowproductions' American Dream Theme Park

"Aww man, I wanna go to the American Dream Theme Park to see the Bavarian Bell Tower!"

by SansLeEpicSkeleton December 12, 2018

John Bell

As the lead singer and rhythm guitarist for Widespread Panic, John Bell, a.k.a. JB, is the quintessential embodiment of whiskey drinkin’ southern charm with a hint of raspy goodness. Seeing JB on stage without his guitar is like seeing someone on a nude beach for the first time; they just don’t know what to do with their hands.

John Bell crushed the encore in Chicago with Gradle, All Time Low, Can’t Find My Way Home.

by WSMFP! January 12, 2020

Taco Bell Piss Nachos

The sequel to buger king foot lettuce where the youtube channel “top 15s” talks about a Taco bell employee who pissed on nachos.

#14

*gay voice* “Number 14 Taco Bell piss nachos...”

by TheFuck69 March 10, 2018