Fatherless behavior

The act of behavior in which a father figure does not exist in your or whomever life. Common symptoms: no bitches, online dating and becoming emo

Fatherless behavior includes hacking

by Goofyahhkid123456 December 2, 2022

anti social behaviour

one who keeps her neighbours up all night with an awful racket between her mooing & him flapping & making walrus noises. in between them outside, her eating the grass & him eating the fish out of the pond!!!

will somone please fone that fucking zoo & have these morons removed with their anti social behaviour ffs!!!

by starstruck January 28, 2008

Harry Belafonte Birthday Surprise

A Harry Belafonte birthday surprise is when a man inserts his penis into a birthday cake and farts, or 'queefs', out of his' penis into the cake, leaving the expelled gas in the cake.

The cake taste bad because I performed a Harry Belafonte Birthday Surprise.

by MSU TS May 30, 2007

behan

A goal scored by any player for Cork City Fc (Ireland)

i reckon we'll win by 4 behans to 1

by Behan4Ireland April 9, 2008

Fatherless Behavior

A term used by new gen kids who call anyone they find weird or strange fatherless,keep note it’s meant to be an insult.

“Look at that emo kid they’re probably fatherless Behavior”

by kpoplesgo March 31, 2022

Behaving British

Respecting democracy against those that would throw it all away for cheaper roaming charges. I mean, whatever have old people ever done for us apart from sacrificing their lives for freedom?

"Those damn old people, BEHAVING BRITISH still protecting democracy, I mean isn't MY vote worth more than theirs?

by DNACowboy June 27, 2016

Cognitive Behaviour Therapy

A very popular talking therapy is Cognitive Behaviour Therapy with a huge psychological fan base that claims to reduce anxiety and other related disorders by reconstructing negative thoughts and making them impossibly positive. A therapist normally takes the patient through a fast track procedure and expects them to be fully recovered after 4 weeks when in fact the poor bugger has actually got worse. Often done on the NHS with therapists pushed for time and the patients wanting to strangle them. Regularly sold on the internet for a fee because some bastards like to make money out of other people's misery. An over-rated therapy when really the patient has so many issues they ought to be seeing a shrink but the government has to be seen to be doing something to help the mentally deranged.

Jane went to see her therapist last week for Cognitive Behaviour Therapy; I'm visiting her today in the loony bin

by MysticMog September 21, 2011