Beaverdamming

The female expression to say "cockblocking".

Elisa beaverdammed Charlotte the other day, she did not get laid because of the beaverdamming that went on.

by Esben Smith November 12, 2011

Missouri beaver breakfast

When a person gets revenge by shearing of thier pubic hairs and inserting it into ones mouth.

My sister was a total bitch today so i decided to give her a Missouri beaver breakfast.

by captainbeaverpants July 30, 2010

Skanky Beaver

An invasive species that was first discovered in New Zealand in the March of 2018.
They cause obnoxiousness and destruction wherever they go. They inhabited Wellington, migrated to the south island of New Zealand, popped up in the Tongariro National Park, and have now settled in Auckland.
There are at least 7 skanky beavers now located in Auckland, it is unknown how long they live for. Their breeding habits are not known. It is also unknown if they are dangerous or not. What is known about them is that they are extremely skanky, they should be approached with caution...

"Wow did you see those skanky beavers doing the Harlem Shake on the ferry through Marlborough Sounds?" - Man who saw skanky beavers.

"Yeah, pretty skanky..." - Woman replying to question

by the_groganator June 7, 2018

To crack beaver

When getting pussy.

Most men and some females loves to crack beaver

"Damn, I cracked so much beaver last night"

Susie: "Hey, let's go crack each others beaver!"

Lizzie: "Yeah, i really need my beaver cracked"

by Bæver-flækkeren May 3, 2010

beaver nuggets

Another term for labias, such as vagina lips.

1. "Her jeans were so tight they exposed her beaver nuggets."

2. "I acted like Moses and parted the beaver nuggets last night."

3. (Talking to Lindsay Lohan) "Your beaver nuggets look like beef tartar"

by cmoney55 September 10, 2011

hairy beaver

A hairy poon tang.

Yea she was hot but she had a hairy beaver.

by d bwog May 14, 2005

Beaver Cleavage

What you see when someone's jeans are too low and they are not wearing a pube protector

"Hey Becky, these jeans are designed to shape and lift my beaver cleavage"

by Zoe February 13, 2004