Fur-bearing trout

A fearsome critter that supposedly lives in Montana that resembles a trout, yet nests in trees and is covered in fur. Its fur is purportedly very fine, and thus extremely valuable.

Woah! That fur-bearing trout is even cooller than the jackelope I saw earlier!

by Knighshade July 11, 2004

beating around the bush

jerking off around a vagina

yeah baby i'm beating around the bush. let me get off next your pussy.

by megakong December 17, 2008

squa beating

native slang

A group of girls kicking another girls ass

We are gonna give Caseys girlfriend a squa beating

by i want mr.sunshine November 7, 2004

Sneak-Beating, Sneak-beatin

Attempting to beat your meat and or jack off in a sneaky manner

Is he over there sneak-beatin?
Billy was in class his hand was moving up and down rapidly while he is wearing a hoodie and the hand is no were in sight, he is sneak-beating.Sneak-Beating, Sneak-beatin

by TopDogg101 October 14, 2011

Not Entirely Load Bearing

Any plan, concept or idea that is doomed, from the start, to catastrophic failure, usually due to a complete lack of skill and/or knowledge on the part of the planner.

See also "NELB"

Origins:
Bob: Hey John, why are you staring at that wall?

John: I was thinking we could knock it down to make this room bigger.
Bob: But what about the floor upstairs? Won't it fall down? That's a load bearing wall...
John: Well, it's not entirely load bearing.

Usage:
Chip: "Facebook changed again and it sucks!"
Patricia: "Yeah, Facebook's new redesign is not entirely load bearing."

by NELBtastic February 9, 2010

Yogi Bearing

The act of sneaking into someone's house, usually at night, through their backyard and stealing their booze. This can be done to a specific person you know, or be done house to house in a neighborhood.

"Dude, we're out of booze. Let's go Yogi Bearing around the neighborhood."

by Victor the Virile April 8, 2009

beating the clay

An expression you use when a boy is masturbating.

I went to the riverside and there was a boy down by the river beating the clay. It was disgusting because his clay-cum was everywhere.

by Vagisil August 24, 2006