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Barney

An absolute star. A gorgeous gorgeous boy. Always cheerful and cheeky, and looking for fun. Always makes you smile and is so easy to love.

Barney, Ive had so many amazing memories with you. Everyone who met you loved you. If anyone says a bad word against you, they didnt know you and didnt deserve to know you. Because baby, you were the best thing that ever happened to my life and believe me when I say this, I love you. And I always will, ok? I knew it couldnt last forever, but when I said goodbye that last time, it broke my heart, and it will never heal properly now your not here. Please never forget me. I'll never ever ever forget you babe. I love you tonnes. Miss you so much my amazing baby boy.

Till my dying day I will remember all the good times we had. I wont delete the photos, or the poems I wrote for you. I love you. I always will Barney.
The best thing in the world. If you are ever lucky enough to meet him, remember the times you spent with him. Because you'll never find someone quite like Barney ever again. I can promise you that.
by ilovemybarney April 28, 2011
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barney on speed

Barney the dinasaur or barney rubble is on the drug, speed.
Lol, barneys on speed....lol...
by Anonymous October 27, 2003
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Barney Meeting

A mental masturbation meeting with no objective or clear path to combined revenue. "We love you, you love us, we are happy... to do nothing".

Typically assembled by a repeat offender- one that has all the attendees sit around and discuss how great the others company is and how awesome the two companies would be if they worked together. Ultimately all parties walk away with nothing greater than they started- making everyone wonder who "has the ball".

These meetings are typically assembled by an idiot in a role way over their head. A Barney Meeting is followed by the "Barney Aftermath"- a fogginess that falls over everyone involved as to the next step. As bad is this gets, no one will admit they don't know what is going on as this will make them look stupid. The final stage of "Barney-ness" is the "Barney Blame". This is the finger pointing and specific blame falling on the key players of the two parties involved. All the while the idiot that started it all - the "Barney"- gets to skate off and commence another Barney Meeting with the next unsuspecting group.
Boss: "What's the next step from your 3 hour meeting in New York with XYZ company?"

Barney: "We had deep discussions about how we are gonna make millions of dollars together! They really love our technology."

Boss: "So, what your telling me is it was another Barney meeting! You are a fucking idiot."
by Money_McBagz November 18, 2011
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Barney

A scary purple faggot that hangs around the children’s playground, he is usually seen taking children away in his big purple van while maniacally screaming his famous phrase
Little billy bob: Ahhhhh let go of me
Barney: I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, WE GO IN BIG PURPLE VAN NOW MUAHAHHAHA
by BingyBongy May 22, 2018
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Early barnes

Derived from early doors, this means early
It's gonna be busy at the club, we should get there early barnes.
by rtj loco September 25, 2003
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autumn barnes

She is a beautiful person, and is always with her friends, and is valued. She is determined to do anything and everything. She is a teachers pet and gets straight A's. An Autumn is an amazing person.
Autumn is a beautiful amazing person.

Autumn is really smart.

I go to her for anything.

Autumn Barnes is always with her friends, and she is determined.
by Miranda Greene June 30, 2016
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barney

An ugly guy.
Comes from The Flinstones: Barney Rubble.
Eww, he's such a Barney
by misssarah January 12, 2006
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