Ukulele Smashing Bandito

Ukulele Smashing Banditoes love to smash anything and anyone with their Ukuleles. This isn't some massacre that was started by Tyler Joseph..though it could be. Usually, when their ukulele is all worn down, they would steal other people's Ukuleles and keep on going with their mini rampage! Make sure to be careful and stay away with anyone who has a ukulele and yellow tape, you never know if it's just the nice Banditoes, or the more insane ones..

"Mom? Can I get a ukulele?"
"Why may you ask?"
"Well..I just need to smash this one Bandito real quick.."
"Oh," mom said. "These Ukulele Smashing Banditoes do love to sabotage."

by aestherehxia July 18, 2019

B-Town Bandits

A brotherhood of anti-establishment bandits that roam the streets of Manatee County Florida; throwing jugs of water in the streets and performing graffiti art to ward off the snow birds. Also known as "BTB".

Yo bro, have you heard what the B-Town Bandits did recently? They released a bag of crickets at CVS!

by Ben Holland 360 December 6, 2019

barbitard

A pretty, or not so pretty, girl or woman who is really dumb or incompetent. Combination of the words Barbie, as in Barbie doll, and retard. Barbitard.

That manager is really pretty, but she's so dumb. She got fired because she's a barbitard.

by Zzzt June 14, 2005

banditt

a robber she'll steal your heart and wont give it back.

Banditt.shes rebelious and hot and her identity is unknown.

by rebel xx October 17, 2007

pepsi bandit

The most notorious criminal ever to roam the earth, Wanted in 20 countries for stealing Pepsi's. Some say they have seen him leaving the Crime scene on a scooter with a hot bitch on his massive shlong.

Mike: My Pepsi's missing

Jeff: must've been the Pepsi bandit

Mike: Oh shit there he goes on his scooter!
Jeff: Hes so black!

by Shlong NF1 October 20, 2020

Bargain Bin Bandit

Someone who gets as much of their clothing, furnishings, books, cds, dvds, etc. from sale racks and bargain bins

Sara the Bargain Bin Bandit somehow managed to look like amazing even though her entire ensemble cost just $30.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

fanny bandit

Male homosexual

Those two guys in the corner are a couple of fanny bandits.

by xavious December 31, 2011