bummer

A wedgie but you hit the person 30 times in the kidneys with a wooden paddle and pull on their balls with the backside of a hammer. While you are performing the bummer, your friends must light the person's pants on fire.

"It was a bummer" - Jon Hamm after his 1990 fraternity hazing incident

by GLCH May 15, 2025

Bummer

When a penis thrusts into the asshole instead of the vagina accidentally during sexual intercourse

My boyfriend and I were having sex last night and his penis went in the wrong hole! When I yelled out, "Wrong hole!", he said, "That's a bummer."

by anonymous June 10, 2025

Blammers Archive

Shitty ass Instagram reels creator he uses stupid sounds on his reels and the reels sucks and his most famous posts are random images he stole from twitter

Guy 1: damn look at that dude making reels! I can hear the shitty music from here and him cackling at the unfunny joke he put in there.
Guy 2: yeah he is just pulling a Blammers Archive.
Guy 1: yeah lets go he is making me uncomfortable.

by caseohisfat July 10, 2025

Balmering

Typically a tactic used by narcissists and individuals with bpd, they involve themselves into situations with other people to make them as complicated and ignorant as humanly possible, and then claiming to be a victim. The individual that causes Balmering in a situation is usually the self appointed victim and needs attention to comfort the insecurities and deep self loathing. Balmering is commonly used when cheating on a partner, cheating in life, being better than everyone, seeking attention and some business situations.

Wow, she sure took the balmering to the next level.

Why does that guy not have friends anymore?

Ohhh, he’s known for Balmering situations.

by Imthatguy75 November 6, 2025

Slam-bammed

To be completely and utterly intoxicated; usually from consuming alcohol.

I was so slam-bammed last night I forgot my name.

by Dolph L. February 8, 2007

Endless Bummer

When sufers experience a prolonged period of little to no
waves in a certain locale. Pun on the famous surfing video
Endless Summer.

Brad: Where the fuck are the waves dude?
Joe: I know dude, Endless Bummer!

by TheBlackList January 26, 2010

hairy bummer

Something that turns out to be even worse than expected (the expected bad thing just being a "bummer").

I thought my dole money had just been delayed, but it turns out it's been cut off altogether - what a hairy bummer!

by prairiefire June 12, 2010