Definitions by GLCH

bummer 

A wedgie but you hit the person 30 times in the kidneys with a wooden paddle and pull on their balls with the backside of a hammer. While you are performing the bummer, your friends must light the person's pants on fire.

"It was a bummer" - Jon Hamm after his 1990 fraternity hazing incident

bummer by GLCH May 15, 2025