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Badonkulars

Sounds like "Binoculars". Like Beer Goggles for staring at a woman's ass, typically a chick with a flat or weird shaped ass, that looks amazing when drunk.
Dude 1: "bro you were grabbing flatty Maddie last night!"

Dude 2: "I don't give a flying fuck, I saw her with my badonkulars on!!"
by Metal Warlock July 22, 2016
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badonkadonk

I am an acquisitions officer for an artillery unit in the Russian Army. Since mafia hooligans stole all of our equipment to sell to Kyrgyzstani rebels, we have been looking for a low-cost alternative to the T-80 Main Battle Tank. After successful trials at a facility in Moscow, this so-called "Badonkadonk" was approved for use in the Chechen theatre. Initial reports were favorable, but then somebody noticed that the tank lacked a cannon, treads, and armor, and possessed the engine of an electric bicycle. It did, however, have an excellent audio system, but this failed to compensate for its disappointing 100% mortality rate. Recommended only for use against Lithuanians.
by Kick@$$er July 19, 2016
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badong

Badong is usually used by Filipinos to call a guy that is hunk, brave and scary because of his really mad personality.
I met a badong at the bar last night!
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badon

An errection that is quite painful.
She was so hot, but my pants are so tight I ended up with a Badon.
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Badonkadonk

Oooh! That's junk in the trunk. What you put your mug on...saddle up and ride. That's big...ass.
I'll tell you Washington Heights, they'll tell the cops, "Girl you got a Badonkadonk".
by Chappelle's Show February 9, 2018
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Baddo

It is the name given to a person who is best in a specific profession or industry.
I be Baddo for this matter.
by Joafjoe August 15, 2018
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Badonkadonkadonk

A Big ass, like a really Phat fucking ass
Man: Hey did you see that girl at 1st period?
Man 2: Fuck Yeah, she's got a Badonkadonkadonk
Man 3: You got that right bro, totally would smash that
by realnibber56 August 17, 2018
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