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Bumpskie

Bumpskie; is a universal term. It is mostly used as a way of life. Meaning that living Bumpskie ensures a better way of life, and optimizes your chances for obtaining the most out of life. It is also used as a term for something that is above average. Something that is Bumpskie is amazing.
That club we went to lastnight was absolutely bumpskie!
by Mr. Bumpskie September 23, 2011
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Beat-off bumps

A long line of pot holes in the road that shake the car enough so the driver can grab his dick and jack off effortlessly.
I was driving down the road when I hit a set of beat-off bumps... With no effort I grabbed my cock and busted a nut on my steering wheel
by Happy beater August 13, 2010
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sperm burper

a person who gargles and blows bubbles with semen after several men have ejaculated in that persons mouth
That slapper in that porno last night was a real sperm burper
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butt burp

Mary shure cleared out that corner when she butt burped.
by fredinmx May 15, 2009
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To defecate (have a poo) where it is unwise to, or just where you shouldn't.
Hotel Owner: Listen up everyone! I saw one of you giving birth to a general in the burns unit this morning, and I wanna know who!

Confused Man: What?!

Hotel Owner: Someone shat in the shower.
by BringerOfWordsdom September 21, 2009
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Burnsie

A "Burnsie" (pronounced burnsy) is where you throw back some hard liquor during normal business hours, enough in fact that it's all over your breath and you slur your words when you get back to the office. Those that have the cajones to pull a Burnsie are generally high up enough in the company that nothing will ever come of it. The underlings however are fully aware that a Burnsie has taken place.

Usually a Burnsie happens over a lunch with sales people.

The "Half Burnsie" which is the same lunch, less liquor and you don't slur words.
We've got a customer coming in the afternoon, WTF did you have a Burnsie?
by Arthur Shatke July 5, 2010
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Burnsy

Originally from the unknown destination of Ballyclare. She is an outgoing, two legged animal who loves to prowl through the towns and cities. Her mating call is a long line of sarcastic words. She responds well to money,friends and music. BEWARE SHE DOES BITE!
Claire Burns(Burnsy) bit me!
by VC1000 May 9, 2010
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