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brannden 

(n)

pronounced: BRAN-den

A rare breed of the "brandon" family. Their numbers are quite small, believed to be under 100.

However, their small numbers do not take away from their awesomeness. In fact, due to their small numbers their awesomeness is multiplied by OVER 9000!!!! because there is less awesome to share with other "brannden"s, compared to a Max, which suck because there are millions of them.
Mom: I'm going to name him... Brandon!
Dad: How about Brannden?
Mom: Huh, i just said that.
Dad: No... no, you didn't.
brannden by anon2089768 December 21, 2010
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A thoughtful, caring friend who always knows what to do to make you feel better. Is very modest, and brings out the best in others. You’d be lucky to have a Brennan’s affection!
“Wow, Brennan is such a romantic!”
“I know, I mean, did you see the flowers he got Aliya? He’s so sweet!”
Brennan by Bebekat June 24, 2019
Tall boi. Freindly but required trust. He will use you as a armrest if he wants. Do NOT try to stop this as it is part of natural selection.
"What is happening?"
"Oh, Brennen is using me as an armrest."
Brennen by ReeeeeeeeeBoooiiiiii December 30, 2019

brenna adams 

Is the best girlfriend in the world. She is super pretty. She is sooooo make fun to be around. She brightens my day. I love her very much. She is super nice and likes to talk a lot. She is a lot of fun to be around

Brennan's Rule of Rascism 

Within any form of communication, the use of racially demeaning language is appropriate and politically correct if and only if:

1. The perpetrator (insultee)has a premeditated desire to have the recipient(insulted)recieve the slur (LAW OF PRESENCE)

2. both the perpetrator and the recipient are on a relationship past the acquaintance level.(LAW OF ACQUAINTANCE)
Example 1:
Asian Joe: stop waiting for the change you stupid kike.

Jewish Josh: eh.
(Internal thought process: I am not offended by this since I am both present, and more than just acquainted with Joe)

Example 2: (Joe and Brennan outside the presence of Josh)
Asian Joe: Josh is such a fucking kike. he sat and waited for a penny for 5 minutes.

Irish Brennan: Your rascist.

Example 3: (Joe in a Barmitzvah)

Josh: Joe, I want you to meet my friend Steve.

Asian Joe: Awesome! now I get to add another kike and Josh can stop being such a token.

Steve: (Internal Thought Process: You rascist son of a bitch)
nice knockers. perfectly athletic with nice firm tits. usually a c-cup. full of energy. fuckable.
Poe: Brynne's tits are nice.
Hughe: yes, yes they are.
Brynne by yahbud_dy December 11, 2011