brannden

(n)

pronounced: BRAN-den

A rare breed of the "brandon" family. Their numbers are quite small, believed to be under 100.

However, their small numbers do not take away from their awesomeness. In fact, due to their small numbers their awesomeness is multiplied by OVER 9000!!!! because there is less awesome to share with other "brannden"s, compared to a Max, which suck because there are millions of them.

Mom: I'm going to name him... Brandon!
Dad: How about Brannden?
Mom: Huh, i just said that.
Dad: No... no, you didn't.

by anon2089768 December 21, 2010

Brandenburg Bandit

While sporting a cowboy hat and bandanna, do a chick doggy style with her hair in one hand and a Budweiser in the other, thus mimicking a bandit on a horse.

Local Country Girl: Mark came home drunk last night so I ended up getting the Brandenburg Bandit.

by Lucky Sumbitch October 2, 2008

Branden

Anyone named Branden is obviously the guy you go to when you are feeling down. He will always be there for you and help you through your toughest times. He is also a really fun person to be around, always making sure he never leaves any of his friends out. Branden is sweet, loving and compassionate towards everyone he knows. If you meet a Branden, be sure to keep him around. He is also really good in bed, but will adapt to whatever you like, and will never force you to do anything you don't like.

Person 1: "Who's that over there?"
Person 2: "I don't know but he is really hot!!"
Person 1: "I bet he's a Branden"

by Knuckles&Knuckles October 12, 2018

Brandent

a man with a very deep deep deep voice, usually Canadian. doesn't necessarily mean they're a pedophile, but don't rule out the possibility.

Hey, there's a Brandent driving a truck labeled "Free Candy"! Oh no, don't let Chi get near it!

by jmwx August 21, 2009

Brandenburgism

the brandenburg way of taking over the world, there will be beer and everyone gets to have fun and play poker. As long as they aren't stupid.

A wonderful way to live.

In my house we rule with brandenburgism!

by mimi=] February 14, 2010

brannen

a very handsome and attractive man. you should get to know one because he is shy at first but is hella chill. he also has a big dick so ladies love him.

That boy there is so cute! He must be a brannen
sexybeast

by tomsmith29 December 8, 2012

Brennden

A sweet boy who can make you smile a laugh just from his voice he’s freaky and can make your heart melt he may be difficult but he can be the most amazing person you know he may be weird but he’s the best you could ask for

Brennden is the best boyfriend ever

by Babygirl4eva July 19, 2018