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Armrest Ass 

A person with whom you are not acquainted who sits directly next to you in a movie theater, play theater, or other public place along these lines. They then have the audacity to stretch their arm out onto what was once your armrest, creating any incredibly uncomfortable and unenjoyable movie-going experience.
"I was super pumped to watch the new Harry Potter movie, but this armrest ass pretty much ruined it for me.
Armrest Ass by DaFerginator November 23, 2010

Armrest Thong 

A term used to refer to someone who is so obese that their enormous ass is too large to fit in one seat, and must therefore occupy two, usually achieved by awkwardly straddling the armrest. This person is considered to be wearing an armrest thong. See also: Assassination
Obese man: Do you have anymore seats available for this flight?
Receptionist: We do... but you'll have to wear an armrest thong.

Guy: This armrest smells like ass!
Stewardess: Al Roker was sitting there the last trip.
Guy: In which seat?
Stewardess: Both.
Armrest Thong by studio5insomniac October 22, 2010

japanese house arrest 

The act of staying indoors and never leaving your house, especially to play video games all day. Usually describes the condition of gamers or those who follow the hikikomori lifestyle outside of Japan
Yo why does Joe never go out? He’s always at home playing GTA
Idk man he’s under Japanese house arrest

He needs to touch grass

chocolardiac arrest

The name of a chocolate dessert. Used in Strong Bad email 'Bottom 10', where Strong Bad states that included in his bottom 10 is the ridiculous trend of giving chocolate desserts dangerous names.
Chocolardiac Arrest

(also, there is This Brownie Might Kill You and Chocozuma's Revenge)
chocolardiac arrest by kerslo August 12, 2005

Partiac Arrest 

Partiac Arrest occurs after a long, hard night of partying.

Symptoms include blurry vision, disturbed balance, heavy sweating, and overall numbness.

The body usually shuts down temporarily, but in some odd cases, permanently.
Dude, it looks like Charger is about to suffer from Partiac Arrest. We better get him to a couch STAT!

citizens arrest 

A person acting as the law, making an arrest without being a law-enforcerer
Did you see him do a citizens arrest? He could get jailed!