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Garlic bread

An indicator of being asexual
Hey you want to Netflix and chill?

Nah, sorry, I like garlic bread.

Oh I get it, you’re asexual, sorry for the misunderstanding!
by itsbreadtime February 27, 2020
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Bread Crust

Bread (bred), n., (Belonging to Reality and Exploiting Anyone who is Developmental)
Crust (krust), n., (Conforming to Reality with Underlining Superficial Traits)

1) Acronymic phrase referring to the two types of people involved in the mainstream genre. "BREAD" refers to the mainstream media in general and anyone willing to exploit the masses of conformative people looking to "fit in" with the popular crowd (i.e. Eminem, MTV, etc.). "CRUST" refers to the consumers in the industry that are highly influenced by mainstream media and will gullibly conform to any standards set by popular icons.
Thanks to the Bread Crusts, my hope for mankind has diminished.
by Essix April 16, 2005
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I can’t breathe

An extraordinary way to say ‘i love you’ or ‘i love you too’. It might be confusing at first but it is sometimes used by people who cringes at the phrase ‘i love you’. Or they just want to be unique. It is also used in a movie about a couple.
Her: I love you
Him: I can’t breathe
Her: What do you mean?
Him: I mean I love you too...
by Anonymous Loving Creature April 3, 2019
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Bread in the Shed

Chap one: "I say, that lady over there is quite attractive. I think I shall endeavour to insert my penis in her!"
Chap two: "Wait, my amorous friend, and stay your hand. For I was there last week, and she has some serious Bread in the Shed!"
by Gaz Edmunds October 2, 2006
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breyana

Breyana is a girl who can get very spicy at times! Also very emotional. She is very fun to be around and very loving! She is very smart and always has to be the best! She can also be very shy at times!
You:Hey I need help with my project

Breyana: be over in 5 minutes
by Breyana January 8, 2017
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Brenae

If you meet a brenae you're in for a whirlwind of emotions... she is smart funny and caring, and very stubborn . She loves her family above all else. She is faithful and loyal she will stick by your side to the end. If you hurt her she'll come out stronger but good luck regaining that trust. It's not hard for her to love but when she does its with all of her heart and with this passion from within that can't be explained...she has her flaws and she'll be the first to tell you she's not perfect. But give her the attention she pretends not to need. She appreciates it. And needs it more than she'll admit.
Person 1. Hey who's that girl over there?
Person 2. Thats brenae we'very been friends since we were kids.
Person 1. I need a friend like brenae!
by Southernpeach85 November 1, 2017
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Brew Tout

This term is found mostly in Northern Ireland.
In Northern Ireland, if you are claiming benefits (welfare) you are 'On the brew".
Some people claim benefits despite being completely able bodied and 'fit for work', but rely on 'sick lines' from their GP so they don't have to work.

A tout comes under various synonyms such as snitch, rat, nark, informant, grass, whistle-blower.

If you know of someone that does this, you can call up your local job centre and tell them who it is and what they're doing. This will put that person under investigation. Doing this makes you a brew tout. If people find out that you are a brew tout you will be targeted by paramilitaries or anyone associated with the person you touted on and beaten severely including a possible kneecapping.
Billy : Here mate, how do you afford all this gear if you ain't working?
James : On the brew mate, don't have to work and the money still rolls in, mint mate.
Billy : So what's wrong with ye? You disabled or sick or something?
James : Na bud just can't be bothered like, can't prove it so what's the problem?
Billy : Ahh shit well fair play to ye lad, here I gotta jump, see ye around mate.
*Billy reports James to Benefits agency or Job Centre*
*James goes under investigation and loses his benefits*

All fingers point to Billy as the suspect, people start calling him a Brew Tout.

Billy's house is visited by the 'boys', his windows are smashed along with his knees.

All Touts Are Targets (ATAT) is sprayed across his garden fence.
by SkinnedHamster March 8, 2019
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