Bollocking Knob Jockey

A person who does not abide by the basic human principles, they influence bad behaviours among surrounding people; Often the younger generation

Person 1: “Why are they doing that?”

Person 2: “They are a Bollocking Knob Jockey, they can’t help it”

Person 1: “Oh, ok. I understand now. Thank you!”

Person 2: “Your welcome”

by A total slag March 31, 2022

divvy bollocks

A mild insult for an idiotic person. An alternative insult to 'soft ollies'

'You bloody Californian divvy bollocks'

by skip147 December 13, 2009

spit bollocked

Amazing

That new gardening implement is spit bollocked.

by AsgrimTheMighty October 22, 2010

sticky bollocks

When your scrotum sticks to the sides of your legs because there is a small amount of moisture.

Wow sitting in the car so long has given me really bad sticky bollocks.

by jewbrew69 February 19, 2011

Stroppy Bollocks

British expression for someone, being particularly stroppy for no good reason and generally being a dick.

Gus; "This isn't right, I'm not happy with that, you need to do this again, I'm going to complain to your boss ext...

Me; "OK Stroppy Bollocks, no need to get your knickers in a twist"

by BrooksyBoy August 14, 2016

bluster bollocks

Someone who tells his mates he’s gonna destroy someone either verbally or physically.But when he actually sees that someone,he kisses their arse..A blustering,spineless gobshite

Hey i hear Stephen’s gonna go and tell the manager he’s out of order and report him..’No way,he’s all bark and no bite the old bluster bollocks’

by Johnb34 March 19, 2018

Hagrid bollocks

Hagrid bollocks are HUMUNGUS balls that usually a white man will own. This man usually holds ammunition in his Hagrid bollocks to shoot up schools

White man: I just shot up a school with my AK69 and Hagrid Bollocks

Black man: I just robbed a bank

by I hAve GIrtH 123 July 11, 2019