bleach my balls

A dysregulatory response in which the mind has nothing else to go to except the response above.

**at fancy restaurant

BLEACH MY BALLS, this place is faaaannncy

by anonymous January 26, 2022

Bleach stain

A white girl that only dates black guys.

The Kardashians are a bunch of bleach stains.

by ladybassist September 28, 2020

bleach

good for drinking, very delicious. 100% safe. try clorox too

guy: wow yummy bleach

by Chezburgerguy February 3, 2025

bleach

Common cleaning detergent. Toxic to ingest and breath. Irritating to the skin.

Mom: Hey honey, can you pass me the bleach? I'm cleaning the restroom again.

You: Sure thing mom. *Hands bleach*

by xD4k September 14, 2016

bleach

something all black people should use on their skin

go bleach urself

by iconicslut February 24, 2022

bleach

Bleach is the number one drink not because it hydrates, but because it obliterates—cleansing your soul, your sins, and your molecular structure in one crisp gulp of existential regret. It’s the forbidden smoothie, the ghost of cleanliness past, the liquid that whispers “don’t” while your curiosity screams “maybe.” Served best in a chalice made of regret and garnished with a single tear of a janitor who’s seen too much, bleach doesn’t quench thirst—it erases it from the timeline. It’s not a beverage, it’s a dare from the universe, a chemical haiku of chaos, and the unofficial sponsor of bad decisions. Remember: this is satire. Never drink bleach. But if you do, at least wear a monocle and scream “FOR SCIENCE!” as you vanish into the void.

bleach

by Skylergg14 October 9, 2025

bleaching the sheets

When u have the sex and the girl dosent want to open her mouth wide enough and u change the color of the bed sheets to white with semen

Him: Babe open ur mouth
Her: mhmm
Him: I hope u enjoy me bleaching the sheets then

by PapiChulo3 January 20, 2018