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The British

The most intelligent and inventive race of people on the planet, invented almost everything useful in the world today apart from the CRT , the AC motor and the Helicopter.
If its not a British invention or no Brit had a hand in its invention/conception/use then its not worth having.
The British list, although this is only a small percentage of British Inventions;
Micrometers , DC Motors , Internal Combustion Engines , External Combustion Engines , Computers , The Internet , The Lightbulb , Engineering , Pies , Pasties , Ale , Acurate Newpapers , Darius Turbines , The Jet Engine , The Radial Engine , Proplers (Air and Sea), War Ships , Rifles , Bombs , The Nuclear Reactor , Nuclear Power , The Police Force , The Air Force , Dog Fights , Cock Fighting , Football , Rugby , Hockey , Polo , Polo Mints , Heat Seeking Missiles , Radar , Sonar , Lasar , Lasar Gun Sights , Trains , Hovercraft , Pubs , Fish & Chips , Cotton Cloathing , Peace in Europe (TWICE) , Sterio , Radio , Printers , Typewriters , The Dictionary (admitedly not this one) , Phones , Mobile Phones , Standard Measurments , Barometers , VHS , DVDs , CDs , Cameras , Camera Flashes , Commandos , After Burners , Central Heating , Radiators , Deodorant , Chemical Warfare , Prison , The Aircraft-Carrier and everything to do with it , Torpedos , Submarines , Sea-Side Holidays , Pop-Music and THE Chart , Rock-Music , Motor Bikes , The Driving License , Double Glazing , Vacuum Cleaners , Lifts , Escalators , Machine Guns and The Tank.
by AMX August 22, 2006
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British

adj. To be overly conscious of class distinctions.
Dude, Sara didn't reject you because your dad's a plumber. Don't be so British.

"I like her, but she's too...poor. Just loud and tacky and dumb. Oh my God that was really British of me."
by zack3315 December 24, 2008
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Baitish

when one is in the act of doing something sneaky, smart, crazy, or picking up baits.
A fellow, Rye P is at the bar picking up baits. Jacob says:"Dude stop being so baitish!"
by camz28 September 2, 2010
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british international school

The School of Jews and they all learn bullshit. they only know how to show off. Everyone there is jewish
British International School Show off-"guys look i have 10 million in my wallet right now"
by Sammy saleh February 7, 2018
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British

An indigenous person born and raised here who is decended from generations of ancestors who have for thousands of years worked, fought and died to protect this great land. Not a foreigner who's just got off a plane at Heathrow, the underside of a truck at Dover or a banana boat in the 50's.
I concider myself British because I can trace my family tree in this country back some 400 years. My grandparents fought in WW2 and my great grandparents in WW1. I would not concider myself British if I was born and could trace my family roots in another country and merely came to this country in order to find work or improve my quality of life. Equally I would not claim to be, or expect to be recognised as Indian if I upped sticks and moved to Delhi, or Nigerian if I moved to Abuja.
by A Briton February 8, 2007
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British

The people of Britain, has many beautiful women (please go to bestuff and look for "British Girls"). British people or people of British descent are very prominant in places like Australia. Many people have been fooled by Bridget Jones' Diary into thinking that all British are overweight, unhappy chain-smokers, as you have seen that is not the case. British people are usually very nice, but can be turn extremely angry when made fun off or insulted, so be careful. Most British hate being called "Brits" and "Roastbifs" (the English in particular).
Foreigner with no knowledge of British people: British women are fat and ugly!

British person: Incorrect, is Kiera Knightly fat and ugly? Or how about Victoria Beckham?, or Kate Winslet? etc etc
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British Blowjob

When you receive oral sex from somebody, but you can feel their teeth, making the experience slightly uncomfortable.
Brittany definitely needs braces, because she can only give out British blowjobs.
by ShinxUncle September 6, 2010
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