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Band Hag

Somone who used to know the band years ago whilst they were still in school and who now follows the band around looking for a free ride. Similar to a hand bag. They never lose sight of the band and stay by their side as a number one (annoying) fan.
That Britney is a real Band Hag - look at her wiggle up to the singer!
by Hayley January 17, 2005
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Band Geek

one who is enamored with, and lives , eats, sleeps and for all over intensive purposes is infected by the band.
a band geeks profile status, today: woke up for band,put on band uniform, played in the parade with the band, took off band uniform,ate lunch with other "bandies", put on band uniform, played pre game with the band, played half'time with the band, took a nap at band in the middle of the football game with like 50 other "bandies", took off band uniform, ate supper with the "bandies." I love band
by britishbuegler October 13, 2010
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band kid

A kid who spends a unhealthy amount of time on Reddit, Discord or Tumblr has a discord kitchen 99% of the time probably smells like Anit Freeze mixed with gas hair is so greasy that McDonald's needs him to operate the deep fryers Personally revolves around LGBTQ, Dream, Tommyinit, Quackity, Techoblade Hates Apple products uses a gas station Android phone on boost mobile Has a Nintendo switch and makes unfunny jokes about communism or can sometimes be a very relaxed person (rare) Band kids usually reak of dog shit mixed with a blown head gasket.
Person 1: Yo look at Tim he has the same fit since 2019
Person 2: Yeah and he smells like fucking blown head gaskets and I drive a Subaru WRX

Band kid: *blasting USSR Anthem on a gas station Android phone*
by dollarstoregas January 27, 2023
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Band Posse

A group of elite marching band members from North East, PA, who spend their time buying useless junk from Family Dollar, drinking Go Ape Energy Drink, and dressing up like weirdos. The Band Posse worships John Stamos, Maynard Ferguson, John Williams, and Peter Harvery, and has a mascot named Jacob Meeder, or the Rally Monkey.

To be accepted in the Band Posse is the greatest honor, because then you may hold the Holy Grail, and be generally a super sweet kid.

Only boys are accepted into the Band Posse, cause girls feel uncomfortable around us.
Our high school has a legend
That goes from year to year
To which we pledge allegiance
And always cherish dear
Of all the honored idols
The Grail and Ape are king
For the North East Marching Band Posse
The best of anything!

Hail to the Posse!
Loyal and true!
Hail Family Dollar!
We buy our junk from you!
North East forever!
Molder of men!
We'll march to the Dairy Mart
For Victory again!

Well, Seneca has its Bobcats,
McLane its red and black
The Wildcats roam Northwestern
And Trojans on attack
Harborcreek has its Huskies
There's the Tigers and the Braves
But the North East Marching Band Posse
To you our hearts we gave!

Repeat Chorus

We love Jay, Ape, and Stallion
Family Dollar and do rags!
We always purchase Homies
And Stephan's got our back
We love our Rally Monkey
Jacob Meeder be his name
And we'll serve the holy chalice
To our last and dying day!

Repeat chorus
by Lord Eli November 11, 2008
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band tan

The tan you get from band camp. it doesn't really matter where the tan is on your body, just as long as you got it from band camp.
Non-band kid: "DUDE, why are your feet so white!?"
awesome band geek: "it's my awesome band tan, it gets all the ladies."
by bandgirrrrrl March 14, 2010
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band rat

Someone who spends all thier free time hanging around a band or attending concerts without seeming to have any purpose for being there. Never seen doing anything with a purpose except pestering hotties.Talks all the time about music/band/band life like they're knowledgable, but aren't. There to mooch and hook up.

There to consume, spoil others' enjoyment, and spread disease, like a rat chewing its way into a bag of grain, eating a little while pissing and leaving shit on all that's left.
"I thought he was cool at first, kinda good-looking, but he turned out to be a fuckin' band rat. He was going on and on, talking like he knew the guys in the band, but he didn't even know the bass player was a special guest from another band. Then he asked me for my cell phone number and the whole time he was staring at Amy's breasts."
by so42gob4dawn August 2, 2006
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Band Aid

Man 1: I scraped my leg. I think I need a band aid.
Man 2: Band Aid? you mean bitch sticker?
by LeglizeDeKoosh April 1, 2015
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