splitting atoms

Going "nuclear" on someone; similiar to hulk out. To lose ones temper and start destroying everything in the vacinity

If I hear one more thing about that problem, I'm gonna start splitting atoms!

by Anon March 24, 2005

almost rape

When some creepy guy almost sticks it in your butt, but by some divine intervention your mom runs out into the backyard just in time to save your precious assholes virginity.

I know a guy named Miles who got almost raped.

by Aydes February 17, 2008

atmosferik

Someone or something that is universally recognised as being the best at something, especially gaming. Often referred to as being 1337 or leet. Skills are unmatched by any entity, not even a Jedi Master! Others are often surprised at the difficulty of taking on such a warrior.

"Hey, check out Alex on Counterstrike, he is Atmosferik tonight!"

"Look at Atmosferik go... I wish I was Atmosferik."

by AlexCB January 11, 2009

Atmospheric absorption theory

There are a bunch of disembodied dicks and assholes floating in the sky and they are fucking so fast that the air around it absorbs the energy, forming the image of a cloud. Except all the assholes are yours.

Look at that cloud!
Yeah, I know about atmospheric absorption theory.

by Leenoy October 24, 2018

Atmospherians

Annoying people that thinks they're funny. Spams emotes every 30 seconds and has an unhealthy obsession with bunnies. Also potential pedophiles

The average atmospherians

Atmospherian 1: Wanna play Genshin Impact?
Atmospherian 2: i'm a pedophile

by TotalDumbass November 25, 2020

almostaben

A gay or Bi guy who has'nt "come out of the closet" about being gay.

look at Bob flirt with bobby, hes a almostaben

by Big noo noo March 23, 2007

Almost Threesome

When you walk in on two people having sex and they think you're there to join in.

The guest bathroom was locked, so I had to use one in the master bedroom, I walked in and found myself in an almost threesome.

by LoLo4 March 16, 2010