domesticated

When you sleep w/ an ex who's now married and he's boring in bed w/ no exciting moves.

"Ever since he got married, he's just going through the motions. He used to be in my top 3, so fun and wild, what happened?"
"It's the wife, he's been domesticated".

by LoLo4 March 30, 2010

Almost Threesome

When you walk in on two people having sex and they think you're there to join in.

The guest bathroom was locked, so I had to use one in the master bedroom, I walked in and found myself in an almost threesome.

by LoLo4 March 16, 2010

Po' Cat

A skinny (usually due to drug use), slutty, trashy, hot mess female who's life is a train wreck and is going downhill fast.

May have cheap looking tattoos, skeezy boyfriends, bad childhood, drug and/or alcohol problem, shaved eyebrows drawn in w/ eyeliner, bags and dark circles under eyes, scrawny limbs, and uses sex to get what she wants.

Yo, Trina on some kinda diet?
Nah man, she's just a po' cat.

by LoLo4 March 16, 2010