Assfixiated

When someone asphyxiates you with their ass

She sat on my face and nearly assfixiated me. It was one of the best days in the past few months.

by Bad JDP January 15, 2023

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assafootafootawhichescuseme

Joe Biden forgetting English exists, and pooping his pants

Joe Biden said: "Assafootafootawhichescuseme in the foothills of the himalayas with Xi Jinping"

by What_are _you_looking_at April 3, 2023

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assaf kalmus

The goat of being dumb.

I am a assaf kalmus

by Ballzak 3201 May 1, 2023

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Assface Malfoy

This is what you say when you are getting your ass whooped in Harry Potter Uno.

Me, who is losing with 52 cards: Ok Assface Malfoy, it's time to stop with your abuse.
My opponent: Shut up, draw four.

by FloridaManEvolved August 11, 2023

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Assfart

Someone who is a DORK Loser, who also happens to be annoying, with a fat ego, because they think they're smarter than you. And their face just reminds you of a Loud, Wet, Sloppy, Hurricane FART.

Female 1: Taylor Swift's type including herself are always total Assfart's.
Female 2: They never fail to disappoint me with their Assfart characteristics.

by averylikeableperson August 14, 2023

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