Assfungle

The action of taking a plunger,and shoving it up your anus.

he assfungled me soooo hard.

by I wonder who it is? :O July 18, 2017

Assfuck

Another word to discribe Andrew Chan

Bruh he look like an assfuck but the funny thing is he never gonna ass fuck

by I FUCK UR MOTHER AND UR BROTHR December 10, 2018

Assfuck of dawn

When you have to wake up so early that the world is fucking you in the ass.

I have to wake up at the assfuck of dawn tomorrow.

by Dak-kota December 6, 2022

The Coles assfucker

When someone is dared to run naked through coles, grab a roast chicken out of the heating box, and fuck it in the ass until one's dick is red and burnt.

" Yo, will told me this story one time of when his frat friends dared him to bang a chicken in a coles, everybody's calling him the coles assfucker now bro!"

by NorrisButtBuddy May 12, 2018

asscubically

Adjective for the noun: Asscube. which is:

1) the product when a person's anus (also known as butt, ass, buttocks) combines with any sort of cube.

2) Commonly mistaken for a big ass ice cube.

3) Synonymous with awesome. (adjective: asscubical)

4) An expression used to signify awesomeness

Mr. Paul thought that there was a real fire during the fire drill. He ran around screaming for help. His reaction was hilarious, some might even call it asscubically funny!

by buttkube May 17, 2010

ashfucker

A person who likes to have sex with the cremated remains of a human being.

You: I herd you have a tiny wang, dude.
Friend: That's not what your mom said last night!
You: My mom's dead, you ashfucker!

by lulzslaev1 December 1, 2010

assfelt

An immensely satisfying expression of gas from deep within the bowels often expressed in B minor.

Just as the manager was asking if he wanted the minimum wage paying, McJob, he let rip an assfelt fart and said, noncommittally, "yeah, sure."

by Prattle On, Boyo November 6, 2013