asstato

Hemorrhoids. A combination of "ass" and "potato", implying growing lumpy parts in a dirty place.

I need some Preparation H: My asstatos are killing me!

by hroomba May 18, 2006

asshat

A silly or foolish person, that sometimes says contradictory things.

John- Stew my head is big but also small
Stew- John shut up you asshat!

by Zack M November 6, 2008

asspatter

A term coined by 2djinn of ratdog.org message bd.That describes the folks behavior at the purplygrotto message board.Basically It's a circle of folks,Who separate themselves from the others to create a World surrounded by nothing but happy thoughts,vibes and comments .Most the Times these comments are made in attempt to make up for these folks life's that failed in the Real World.

"Hey you know That guy HelpSlip? he's such a Asspatter."


(also see "kissass")

by bobweir December 9, 2008

Asshat

Some who acts foolish with no intent.

Todd's an Asshat he bathed his cat in the sink again.

by Ethan Hawley January 2, 2012

Asshat

Funniest word ever.

1st person: "Dude, he's such an asshat!"
2nd person: "Pfft" *errupts in laughter* "Asshat!"

by Ms. Goldfish February 11, 2012

asshat boss

A manager/boss, typically a newcomer to an organization, who takes pleasure in juggling staff without regard for their skills or interests.

Within weeks of being hired, Mr. Lopez showed everyone what an asshat boss he was by arbitrarily making Julio, the janitor, trade positions with Mr. Webster, the physics professor.

by TexasToaster July 24, 2016

Assata

A rude horrible friend who can’t spell or be honest

Wow she can’t spell is she an Assata

by Hedda letuce June 3, 2019