assassinutted

The act of ejaculating on another person while they are completely and totally unaware.

I totally assassinutted all over my girl last night. She was so mad.

by Swavy mate September 10, 2015

assishness

A person who is constantly acting like an ass.

My fiancee Jay is exhibiting all traits of assishness.

by TattedBipolar January 18, 2017

Assistmas

The few years of Christmas lunch where the parents hand over Christmas duties to their children - specifically the tiime when the parents are still making most of the food ; the handheld handover of Christmas

Thanks for the great help with assistmas this year mum

by Colbanger March 19, 2017

ASSassurinate

The act of murdering the nostrils of many people in a crowded area by placing a big gulp filled with asparagus piss and a frozen shit log in a low key spot and allowing the musTURD gas to thaw. If done in an enclosed area, should result in roughly 11-19 people throwing up in less than an hour after placement.

Tyrant: What you do this weekend?

Big Easy: I am going to hell. I assassurinated like 50-60 people at Toy Story 4 yesterday.

Tyrant: The fuck is that?

Big Easy: I placed a 17 inch deuce into a 42 oz big gulp slushy full of asparagus piss and placed right under the seat in the third row. It was horrific. So much puke. It was all fun and games until 6 year old's were puking on their infant siblings, and the parents were pushing chunks from the sight and smell of it all. Gonna be hard to whack off tonight.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 21, 2019

Assistant Stage Manager

Person who only answers to the stage manager and the director

Usually seen with the stage manager

Is more prepared than anyone at rehearsal

Usually doesn't know what they're doing

Is the adopted child of the stage manager

The assistant stage manager sat at rehearsal with the stage manager

by tired crew kid April 4, 2019

Assma

When you meet a girl and think wow she's hot but you wonder how long her looks will last and how she might be looking in 30 yrs time So you make a point of meeting her mum and secretly look her over to get some kind of prediction.

"Julie is so pretty and we get on so well, but I'm worried about her butt, lovely size now but please no bigger. So I went over to meet her mum and although her mum's butt is generous, she's still got great shape and firm cheeks so I'm happy that Julie's got good Assma"

by Aive October 23, 2020

assassinaction

The act of killing something by doing nothing at all to save its life.

I am guilty of killing all my house plants by assassinaction.

by Bophiuchus July 7, 2021