The San Jose Sharks are up 3-0 in the Stanley Cup Finals! But their such Choke Artists that they will still probably lose!
by FegelFatso May 28, 2018
Get the Choke Artistmug. one who's runnin there mouth about such and such, likes to stir the pot and create things called twerp fests.
dave: yo mackenzie i heard you like mouldy cheese
mackenzie: your a fricken twerp artist bub
dave: i no all i do is stir up the pot
mackenzie: your a fricken twerp artist bub
dave: i no all i do is stir up the pot
by Italz 1993 January 18, 2009
Get the twerp artist mug. An artist who shows exhibits of bent nails, rubber cheeseburgers, half of rooms, things in jars. You know. I think Mr. Lennon sums it up well. . .
by Fire June 11, 2005
Get the concept artistmug. Someone who fancies himself to be a "big deal," but who is generally only a small-time writer or a member of an inconsequential local band, and who is seen frequenting the "hip club."
"Man, that Manny dude is a blowjob artist to the extreme; he's always promoting his shit at Duke's Pub."
"That savory hispter with the mullet and bangs in his eyes is quite the blowjob artist, I hear."
"That savory hispter with the mullet and bangs in his eyes is quite the blowjob artist, I hear."
by Jackson "Bernabo" Wainwright March 19, 2007
Get the blowjob artistmug. Last night, the guy that I was interested in was actually a makeout artist! I'm actually looking for a long term relationship ):
by nekeke November 22, 2011
Get the Makeout Artistmug. He was a fat, greasy, corrupt, double-dealing shagger - intent only on self-promotion. His speeches would give an aspirin a headache.
by ian rich September 21, 2005
Get the piss artistmug. A flexible male engaged in a sex act which involves simultaneously anally penetrating and orally pleasuring one other person. Anybody flexible enough to go down on their partner while having sex. For a flexible girl, this invariably involves a strap-on, rimming, or both.
by Twisted Nickle July 7, 2008
Get the trapeze artistmug.