Arctic Couger

an Arctic Couger is the same thing as a couger(an old lady who goes for young men) but they do it up on the slopes

hey check out the arctic couger

by Sketchykid:D April 17, 2011

Arctic Ice Mosquito

1. n. Complete and utter nonsense.
2. n. Total fabrication.
3. n. Horseshit.

Ed: Dude, did you know my scrotum is big enough to wear as a hat?

Ted: Arctic Ice Mosquitoes, man.

by ChefsSurprise July 10, 2011

Arctic Groundhog

The act of freezing your poop and sticking it up a male/female butt hole, for sexual pleasure.

Haley: So what did you and Tom do last night??
Claire: Well we were first making out but then i told him that i wanted an Arctic Groundhog.
Haley: What the hell is that?! That sounds amazing!!
Claire: Oh...,it was

by AZ-maattack August 23, 2011

arctic princess

A sex trade worker that only accepts payment in cocaine or crack.

shelly is a real arctic princess

by turbobrick March 6, 2014

arctic grapefruit

Something that is mistaken to be sweet but only to be bitter and cold, usually preferring to a person or a trait.

Damn, Jessica's pussy is an arctic grapefruit

by See82531 April 22, 2014

artichoking

To crave sharp corners caressing your intimate folds, while having your neck squeezed by your lovers hands.

Artichoking- I want to artichoke the fuck out of her!

by Wtfmoney November 23, 2014

articleopard

A silly little snow leopard who spraypaints people/zombies for life.
Such a silly leo

HEY! Acid spraypaint, Articleopard! Hand it over now! We can't take any risks..!

by Articleo..who wouldn't know. May 3, 2015