“Bro lit the toaster on fire during the party and then tried to Aistinguish it by saying it was just for the vibe”
by anonymous September 17, 2025
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Vanlige symptomer er å plutselig ha en full kalender med ting man må gjøre som f.eks strekke seg litt lengre for og hjelpe andre på pc'en, kjøre inn materialer, snakke med sjefen, ta seg pause med en gang det blir kjørt inn eller rett og slett bare gjøre noe annet.
Vanlige symptomer er å plutselig ha en full kalender med ting man må gjøre som f.eks strekke seg litt lengre for og hjelpe andre på pc'en, kjøre inn materialer, snakke med sjefen, ta seg pause med en gang det blir kjørt inn eller rett og slett bare gjøre noe annet.
En man så listverk komme fikk en akutt følelse for Alistofobi og gikk ut for og ta seg en røyk mens kollegene strevet på.
by Dr Strangewood January 15, 2026
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Sheryl: Well, I did get diagnosed with Jennifer Aniston Syndrome
Sheryl: Well, I did get diagnosed with Jennifer Aniston Syndrome
by HorseJerky1776 January 5, 2020
Get the Jennifer Aniston Syndrome mug.is a gender neutral name that generally means, loyalty, consistency, sincerity, and maturity. Those who carry thy name possess great ability of correct and proper judgments. Faraseo's are good planners, straightforward and honest people, and have a clear goal in their minds. They're not great pretenders for they tend to spill what's in their mind, may it be judgment or compliment for a person. Faraseo Alistair's are very difficult to get along with at the beginning but if you get to know them, you'll probably be thanking all the Gods for having such a great and reliable friend/partner. But, be aware of their silence, because it's terrifyingly deadly.
Our new schoolmate, Faraseo Alistair, is a loner because everyone seems to get very afraid od her.
Faraseo Alistair glared at me, I felt like I just died right at that moment.
Faraseo Alistair glared at me, I felt like I just died right at that moment.
by deathbya1000cuts June 8, 2021
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Jennifer Aniston is an American Actress best known for F.R.I.E.N.D.S, Just Go With It, We are The Millers, The Morning Show
Jennifer Aniston is an American Actress best known for F.R.I.E.N.D.S, Just Go With It, We are The Millers, The Morning Show
by rio2002 November 22, 2021
Get the Jennifer Aniston mug.Though religion is bullshit, people have heard about a black Jesus or black apostles, but not about female apostles. You also don't hear about Joan of Arc having any apostles.
None of the apostles were female apostles. You would think there would be at leaat one secret one somewhere.
by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021
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Believes Pits are perfect and can do no wrong; any “unpleasant” actions are attributed to outside influences.
Will devalue any other living entity in favor of the Pit.
Expresses no regret or sorrow when Pits maim or kill.
Threatens violence to any and all who don’t ascribe to their “beliefs”.
Describes every pit as “loving”.
Believes society should accept attacks as “collateral damage” to preserve their right to own a killing machine
Believes Pits are perfect and can do no wrong; any “unpleasant” actions are attributed to outside influences.
Will devalue any other living entity in favor of the Pit.
Expresses no regret or sorrow when Pits maim or kill.
Threatens violence to any and all who don’t ascribe to their “beliefs”.
Describes every pit as “loving”.
Believes society should accept attacks as “collateral damage” to preserve their right to own a killing machine
"The Pit Apostles are at it again, blaming a two-year-old child for the fatal mauling he received at the jaws of a pitbull"
by PhD Candidate 2024 November 2, 2023
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