advicehole

Advicehole is the person who continually asks for your advice, but does not do anything WITH that advice except use it as a hook to continue a running conversation that is all about their problems. These people are not your friends because they offer much less than they give. You may find that these people are generally fickle. They will talk behind your back. Don't harbor any illusions.

I have a "friend" who keeps doing stupid things like getting drunk and stealing a purse (then coming to me to help dispose of the evidence). She got so drunk at an office party that she lost her dream job (then I have to do her resume). I'm not so much a friend as a resource.

This girl is the biggest advicehole I've ever met. She calls me when shit goes wrong because I fix it. But she never changes her ways based on my advice.

by Dougie Fitz November 19, 2013

Alice in Kirkland

Being disoriented in Costco because they've changed the location of items you were used to finding in a certain place

Where is that 80 gallon drum of peperoncini I need?
I must be suffering from Alice in Kirkland

by Ae5Ea8 September 6, 2016

alice about house

A maid of all work; slang term for housemaid, possibly of Australian origin

Don't sweep up, we've an alice about house. Let me ring for her.

by 13ming13 May 28, 2016

Alicia

A beautiful girl, normally Hispanic very wild and crazy on one side but, normally she keeps to herself, quiet and reserved at first but then a crazy, funny, random girl, she will ALWAYS can be found in a book, she normally hides a deep, dark emotional luggage, which no one knows about, very low self-steem, normally with dark hair, and brown eyes, huge butt and normal boobs, she will NEVER talk about her past, and it is really intriguing to others, she is a great woman who can make you feel like no one else in your life and can make you drown in her eyes

Guy 1: Alicia is such a mystery Right?

Guy 2: yeah, no one knows what happened to her in her past, she will not talk about it...

by Anonymous_097 February 13, 2017

aliceily

Aliceily is broken down into Alice I love you.

I love you Alice. . Aliceily

by JessNsami March 12, 2017

alice cocktail

The act of mixing a chlorine based cleaning product, such as bleach; and an ammonia-based liquid, such as store brand windex or distilled urine; which results in massive amounts of toxic gas. Often done by people being stupid with cleaning products, but also done as a malicious act. Named for Alice the maid in "The Brady Bunch". The term can refer to the concoction as a noun, or the act of making the concoction as a verb.

Karen beat her maid Katie, so Katie whipped up an alice cocktail and trapped Karen in the bathroom with it.

by Queenula. October 11, 2017

Alicane

Alicane is what you call someone when they deem themselves to be above all others. They call others idiots and stupid every day. They also decide to make complex riddles and puzzles to confuse people and make them feel lower than they really are.

"Man, John is such and Alicane."

by Ugandan Sayori January 20, 2018