austickle

One who seems homosexual on the outside, but on the inside is heterosexual.

Oh Mike your such an austickle.

by FancypantsPW October 30, 2013

austin ashby

A dumb ass nigga who thinks he knows everything about hunting and wilderness skills

Man don't pull an Austin Ashby

by Ragbag December 10, 2013

Austin

Tall, skinny white guy with a monster dick who goes MIA months at a time then randomly sends “wyd” texts out of the blue.

“I finally heard from Austin last night”

by youllneverkn0w February 28, 2019

Austin

a fucking piece of shit that makes fun of your dead dogs and makes rap songs about you known for bullying kids named Brian and is a fucking gay ass bitch

youre such an Austin by the way you treated that Brian

by benchwarmer69420 December 16, 2019

Austin

He is the coolest kid in the school... whenever he walks past by a group of girls they all get wet and cum on themselves. Austin also has a huge 9 inch penis and big muscles.

omg austin how are you so hot?!

by idek who i am lol February 23, 2021

Austin

Hes the purple backyardigan that's it nothing less nothing more.

Oh Austin the purple backyardigan

by Dumb_slut July 5, 2021

Austin Samson

(1)A lil' bitch whom doesn't have the particular testicular dimensions to face the people he's screwed over.

(2) generic bro whom thinks all women are shit when he's dumped do to him being a manipulative sack of 💩

STRANGER: "hey what's that smell?"
Me* looks a foot
Me: "damn it, I got some Austin Samson on my shoe."

by Savagelysalty😂😅😭 December 2, 2021