astersex

astersex is a tiktok user that is very sexy. but youre not allowed to think that because he belongs to owen fyi!!
i dont have tiktok so idk how much followers they have but its probably a good amount.
they come from their moms womb, and they have a cat named may.
he has had to deal with his friend npepta pissing themself like a lot its probably very draining lmao

billy: "i think astersex is soo hot!"
jimbo: "yeah i know right?!?! they have so many followers."
owen walks in
"stfu you virgins"

by skidmark420 May 24, 2021

asterims

Asterims is an editor apart of the tvd fandom shes a leo and iconic asf.

“Omg she’s so asterims” I totally did not just wrote this about myself

by Menedek qual surenentta July 6, 2021

Asterisknaut

Sir Richard Branson and all those people will fly Virgin Galactic and Blue Origin. They do not deserve to be called astronauts because they can pay $250k to be in near earth space for 5 minutes.

“Sir Richard Branson an Astronaut? More like Asterisknaut.”

by Riversideways July 11, 2021

Asterisknaut

Sir Richard Branson and all those people will fly Virgin Galactic and Blue Origin. They do not deserve to be called astronauts because they can pay $250k to be in near earth space for 5 minutes.

“Sir Richard Branson…an Astronaut? More like Asterisknaut.”

by Riversideways July 11, 2021

AsterBaster

The funniest motherfyucker you can ever meet

AsterBaster is the best human being in the world.

by Yourmomatemypasta September 12, 2021

Asteris

Asteris is like one of the people that hears at least once in his lifetime "OMG you're the first person i've ever met with that name".

Asteris is better than Giorgos/Kostas/Giannis

by Hectorstar November 21, 2021

asterinos

A guy who is closest to the Shrigma male archetype.

Person 1: Do you know Asterinos?
Person 2: Yes he is totally a shrigma male

by Chungus big November 21, 2021