san marcos academy

The worst school on planet earth, you would be better off at auschwitz. The rules there are just about as bad as Obama policies, and the dress code makes you look like some kind of fired clothes designer.

bro San marcos academy is complete shit

by Mr_Avacado_Man November 30, 2017

Boku No Hero Academia

What annoying people call the anime "My Hero Academia" when trying to be cool and fit in.

Person A: I really am enjoying Boku No Hero Academia

Person B: Say that one more time and I WILL assault you.

by NoeyRL July 24, 2018

Acute afecalfalia

When one feels as though he/she needs to evaucuate his/her bowels but cannot.

Looks like Deliveraci has acute afecalfalia, he has been sitting on the pot all day.

by Sym Dawnderson January 25, 2009

Academic Anemia

noun: a medical condition in which a student spends so much time working/studying that they neglect their body's basic needs such as eating and sleeping and consequently suffer from symptoms akin to anemia.

Symptoms include constant tiredness/exhaustion, lack of strength and vigor, shortness of breath, slower comprehension and cognitive functions, constant headache ranging from minor to migraine, and in extreme instances, blurred vision.

Most commonly seen in students in the weeks leading up to and including midterm and finals weeks.

After his last final Eric went home to sleep off his academic anemia.

by Jotunheim December 19, 2010

acapella wank

To masturbate without pornographic stimulation.

Tom was too hungover to get out of bed to the laptop, so he had an acapella wank using his imagination.

by tomzorz November 2, 2010

Academic blackout

The condition in which a class or lecture is so undeniably filled with bullshit that one's brain turns off all function. This condition can cause a frustrating and confusing gap in the memory of the affected subject's for the period in which the class or lecture was attended and leaves one stupefied and belligerent.

"Dude, what did I miss in class yesterday?"

"I'm not sure, it was so boring that I had an academic blackout and I can't remember anything"

by Laxman33 November 10, 2011

Acute Lyrical Comprehension Syndrome

ALCS is the inability to understand the lyrics of a song no matter the style. One may be ALCS positive when: he/she does not understand the meaning behind the words or when he/she just doesn't understand the words themselves.

You may have a condidtion known as acute lyrical comprehension syndrome or ALCS.

by Ni2k February 16, 2013