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Australian Origami

When someone uses their fingers in the folds down under on a woman.
We didn't have sex but Becky let me do a little Australian Origami in the backseat of my car.
by Buck In Ears February 13, 2019
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Australian Landscaping

Shaving your genitals, landscapingdown under”.
Hey man, are you gonna fuck that girl?
Yea, right after I do some australian landscaping.
by SloppyToppyMike May 24, 2019
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Australian Kickboxing

When a man wraps a snake around his foot and proceeds to kick a tarantula up a girls ass.
Man 1: I’m sorry to here your wife died, how did it happen?

Man 2: Oh we were Australian Kickboxing and the spider bit her.
by Jack is a fag May 26, 2019
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Australian American

Really just African American but they believe whatever they want.
Dylan: Ryan aren't you black? Ryan: no I'm Australian American.
by Renegadebanana July 6, 2019
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Australian Relief

Coming in extremely late to relieve a co-worker
Jen was working real late because the0 bloke after her gave her an Australian relief.
by Beer Vampire February 7, 2020
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Astra Militarum

A faction in warhammer 40k whose main strategy is sending thousands of normal people into combat with over glorified flashlights called “lasguns” and paper mache “flak armour”. They are usually accompanied by tanks and (hopefully) have air superiority.
The commander of the Imperial Army-‘
Imperial Guard
‘Astra Militarum’
‘-THE WALL OF GUNS-‘
by The Adeptus Ministorum July 20, 2020
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Astrology Dumb Bitch

Astrology Dumb Bitch: I’m sorry y’all are too dumb to know your placements other than your sun sign. To the point that when you make a post saying “wHaT sIgN iS tHiS?” And it’s relating to communication, emotions or sex and y’all think it has to do with your fucking sun sign? Are you really that unaware of a natal chart and planets?

So you have half the people in this group that actually know or want to learn astrology and the other half going “I’m a Leo, hurrdurr”. Just stop arguing with people in the comments because your understanding of astrology is limited to what day you are born and you have no clue how to travel past that. #dumbbitchenergy
by Dude8521 November 3, 2020
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