allergic erection

What happens when a male person erects for no apparent reason. Often embarrassing. Can be caused by sexual posters, gayness, or fish.

I must be coming down with something. I'm having an allergic erection.

by Watkinius December 2, 2010

Allergious

Having an allergic reaction to something that is contagious.

I am allergious to that contaminated Peanut Butter!

by Sugar Chef Baker September 25, 2013

Alera the aloe Vera

Joe Sugg and Dianne Buswell’s child who is an aloe Vera plant

Joe: I looked after the kids

Dianne: did alera the aloe Vera want mum

by Obsessed with Joe Sugg March 10, 2019

orange alert

a level of alertness that is one step below red alert.

The troops are on the orange alert.

by uttam maharjan June 24, 2010

dirty amber alert

when you are fucking a girl and an amber alert comes out right as you cum in her and she shits all over the bed

My girl and I had a dirty amber alert last night. We have to get new sheets now.

by Archerygirl121704 February 2, 2022

Red Alert

When smoking a Marlboro Red after smoking shitty cigarettes for a month and recieving a nicotine "buzz" after your first drag.

"We're out of the Kools, lets smoke a Red."
"Woah dude...Red Alert!"

by Hawihonne December 3, 2009

babe alert

One would say this and do a siren sound to their friends when they see an unnatractive girl to make them look stupid.

*you see someone walking by and is unatractive.*
BABE ALERT *siren sound*

by jake-up December 3, 2005