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frog in a tree

A frog in a tree is someone who is just completely and totally random. You would usually call this person just plain random, but they have taken it to such an extreme that random is really not a strong enough word.
She is so random; she's like a frog in a tree.
by Durbin November 14, 2007
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frogs on a log

When a man having anal sex pulls his penis out of the anal cavity with spots of poop on his shaft.
He was having sex with her and came out with frogs on a log.
by JaDzy2012 December 11, 2017
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two steps up from a snob

A clean way of say b***h
She's such a little two steps up from a snob.
by Celestasia May 10, 2005
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From the D to the A

From the D to the A means to have sex and then immediately switch over to butt sex without any breaks.
by PWS27 February 10, 2019
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A total bag of bolloxs. Owned by tight fisted network administrators earning a good bit of buncewho live and die by the MPG.

Usually sport fake perms,questionable togs and fit shite alloys and other bolloxs to 'enhance'the tub of lard they purchased in a vain attempt to have a 'sporty' & family 'car'.
Be-Jesus, look at that F425OOU with the wank alloys and dodgy kevin keegan perm.............

Wonder if the pile of turd has 100 horses under the hood? Whoops, of course it does it a TDI after all.

Well there's a glid the diesel in everyone I guess ??!

Hey gorgeous I'll be 56secs late tonight. I'm really sorry.

Please don't make me eat any pringles. They are SO un-organic I'll keel over and my arm will drop off.
by Moist Mary July 30, 2004
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jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiesta

can be a cunt, but the king of rolling.

i love jacob, he makes me happy in my pants.
Jack: oh hey jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiesta, you ok?

Jake: why yes i am, i am just rolling.

jack: TWOS!!!!

Jake: hey lets go to the park but not actually go cuz we are cool.
by dudey1312 June 19, 2009
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pity on your time from a long time ago

A: what do you think of my new shoes?
B: Pity on your time from a long time ago!!
A: Really? that good?
by Zach Engel March 30, 2005
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