hoff drunk

Being as drunk and as pathetic as David Hasslehoff after getting hammered

Dude you are totally hoff drunk!

by david hasselhoff the 3rd July 2, 2007

Drunk in the Face

The feeling you get from imbibing intoxicating liquids, but not to the extend that it effects the majority of your mechanical bodily functions, but only those controlling facial muscles. Symptoms include; hotness in the face, a feeling of bloating in the facial, a redness in the complexion akin to the colour of a swollen Baboon's vagina and finally a dull throb similar to that of a turgid pubescent male cock.

Yo bitch did you get crunk last night? no, I was only drunk in the face...

by corealis March 1, 2011

Drunk Whisperer

The person who babysits the drunk at a party telling them when it is time to go, shut up, or stop drinking.

Yes,the other night, not only was I the DD, but I had to be the drunk whisperer too.

by darcyism May 21, 2009

mentally drunk

To be mentally crazy and make very weird decisions.

Dude, you were so mentally drunk that you had sex with a Mexican girl while you are in a relationship with someone else.

by PikaChar August 26, 2013

cash drunk

If you are cash drunk it means that whenever you have money you want to spend all of it,normally you would buy something you would never use.This also means that you struggle to save money.

I am cash drunk.

by nobody_503 May 10, 2020

Freya Drunk

An extreme version of 'Drunk'
The kind of drunk that causes you to act out stupidly, or do things you would not otherwise do sober.

Shitman, last night I was sooo Freya drunk

I cant wait for the weekend, I'm gonna get absolute Freya drunk

by FabNab1506 December 8, 2016

Jail Drunk

To be drunk enough to be in jail for being intoxicated in public, but to not actually be in jail.

Santoro & Griff got so Jail Drunk they raped the entire Russian women's swim team in their own pool.

by The Santoro June 26, 2010