Thing Blindness

Used when you are looking for some THING that you know is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU but you can't find it or see it.

Husband: Honey, do you know where my keys are?

Wife: Yes dear, they're on the counter right in front of you.

Husband: I must be suffering from Thing Blindness

by who da hell cares? April 22, 2010

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slow thing

a person considered to be very stupid or says or does stupid things

"what are you doing now Ryann you slow thing"

by johnnymoe February 21, 2014

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“Pre-thing”, is the stage where each individual both know that they are wheeling but are too scared to admit they are a thing. (search thing in the bar above to find definition of thing) They are ideally together and shouldn’t cheat but also available to any other wanting the sex (search sex in the bar above to find meaning).

Are you guys a thing?
nah we are a Pre-thing, I don’t know if she wants to be legit yet
fairnuf bro

by cwayy August 27, 2018

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Stranger things

Turn around look at what you see in her face a mirror of your dreams make believe in every where given in the light written on the pages is the answer to our never ending story reach the stars fly a fantasy dream a dream and what u see will be rhymes that keep there secrets will unfold behind the clouds there upon a rainbow is the answer to a never ending story

“Wow stranger things is so good”

by Tessa’s bae July 30, 2019

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that thing they call

used to make a reference about something which is known, but you want to make a dramatic or sarcastic intro about it to another person.

Bro 1: dude, check this videos out!!
Bro : ooooh!! they look very cool, haven't you thought about uploading them to the web?
Bro1 : No, but actually, it is a good idea, how can I do that?
Bro 2: Well.....there is that thing they call YouTube, I dont know if you know about it, but it is all about videos.

by uDontCare October 3, 2011

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