Susan

a name

Susan and I went to the store.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Susan, get my pants

"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.

Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"

Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"

by DeinocheirusGaming August 30, 2024

Blind-eyed Susan

A person who recently received lasix surgery.

Man, Joey sure is a blind-eyed Susan, kid can’t see shit... for now.

by The guy with the words August 14, 2018

Susan Mary

A woman who is Caucasian,blonde typically has blue eyes (or green/black) who also usually wears Pink or Blue clothing who is typically very loved and very beautiful (they may even be a damsel in distress) and some have pink or red lips and are just considered perfect and overrated and may be a main character in a series or such and may be more appreciated then characters with some type of similarity to them (Also most likely Straight).

(Ex:Princess Peach,Rosalina,Cinderella,Miu iruma,Princess Aurora,Sonia Nevermind,Princess Zelda)

“I really love Cinderella!”

“Eh,she’s alright,but she’s kinda a Susan Mary”

“Oh yeah...”

by MisakiiChan March 31, 2021

Susan

A female that gets passed around so much she might as well stay spinning o the table.

What did you get up to last night, fuckall went out for dinner but the Susan was broken

by ManhattenSawbones February 6, 2020

Susan Smith

Susan Smith is a mother of two. She is a soccer and wine mom. She loves her kiddos and she loves WAP.

*WAP - Waffles and Pancakes

Susan Smith: OMG girls I love to eat WAP so much!

Shelby Rogers: Same girl! I was gonna eat some WAP right now!

Deborah Ann: Well invite me girl, cause I'm hungry for some WAP!

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022

rusty susan

a band that was started before it meant a dirty condom swallowed by it's recipiant

rusty susan is much less vulgar than a used condom being swallowed

by rustysusan October 8, 2009