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London Chimney

Requiring two people but works best with three. There is a Furnace, a Chimney, and a Sweeper. The sweeper prepares the Chimney by rolling them on their back feet first so their ass points up in the air and gently inserts anal beads into the Chimney's open anus. The Furnace prepares the smoke by ripping a massive bong load and then blows the load into the Chimney's open asshole, Loading the chimney. The Furnace then vigorously rips the anal beads out, forcing the bong load into the Sweeper's mouth.
Dan: I can't believe how long the smoke trail was last night.

Steve: Yeah, the London Chimney gets you high, bud.
by Butt2Face January 8, 2023
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Glo London

A very high class nickname for people who keep themselves up. That dresses very well , has high standards , and doesn't settle for just anything.
Mr. Glo London
Mrs. Glo London
by _nattyb April 21, 2014
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London Tool

Long makeshift knife/machete, usually made from a pre-existing kitchen knife base or made entirely from scratch which is illegal to own in Britain

please note: this is not meant to discriminate against the British
'ay ay shit this guy got a london tool on him'
by theplayer123122 October 12, 2023
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London boater

Seasoned London Boater

A seasoned boater is defined by the percentage of alcohol and drugs in their bloodstream in relation with actual blood. That's different to a pickled boater which uses just alcohol as the defining variable

There's a third type recognised by their use of marine terms and language as well as references to landluvies, making them appear to the uninitiated that they are cruising through Cape horn every winter when in fact they never left the non-tidal inner London canals and the biggest wave they experienced was that created by a goose dunking in the water from the towpath. They are defined as being full of shit but there is no prerequisite for specific blood content by volume
“Hey, wanna go try and interview a London Boater again? I hear they bring clicks”

Na man, we try that every year and every time we try we just get ridiculed”
by Stoneageman June 13, 2022
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London Fog

A fart in a steamy shower creating a fog like cloud that mimics the rainy and rancid city of London.
I was having a good morning till I accidentally gave myself a London Fog. Now my breakfast is coming back up.
by fartenthusiast December 25, 2020
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London Tran

blond chink, part of the most hated group at katy highschool. feen.... got logged out of her netflix account.... alcoholic much....druggie much.....
omg have you seen that short chink London Tran?!
"which one the blond one?"
by the other chink in the example November 8, 2021
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Grace and london

Grace and london are the type of people that will smoke a stizzy and get in trouble for it london has no hoes grace has plenty of them grace will force london to do things while london gets bullied by everyone london is fat grace is skinny grace is popular but london has a small friend group
Damn grace and london are bad people
by Bob the Hilde August 20, 2022
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