Shane Dawson

The funniest man to exist, no lie.

(Everyone talking about Tana and Jake's "fake" marriage)

Me: WE NEED SHANE DAWSON!

by zesty barbecue sauce August 11, 2019

Awesome Dawson

A person who needs lots of attention and wants to be sexually active but can’t because of their personality.

Hey your acting like a awesome Dawson

Sorry I didn’t mean to be annoying I just want some pussy

by Sunbby January 5, 2024

Craig Dawson

The sexiest man to ever grace the planet and also the best footballer ever. He makes any woman as wet as Millwall tears when he walks past

I love Craig Dawson

by Daddy Dawson15 August 22, 2022

Dawson

A Dawson usually hangs 15 plus inches, he is cute as fuck and gets hella pussy. A Dawson usually has a first name that starts with B, C or J he is the hottest you will ever see

omg did you see that Dawson I’ve just nutted!!

by Hot guy like French fry November 4, 2021

Dawson

A cat fucker

Man, I’m tired of Dawson fucking my cat.

by Giraffes are heartless February 21, 2020

Dawson's Jug

Any object encrusted with something nasty (probably spunk).

"Those crispy socks I found under the bed were disgusting, Jonathan. They were like the bottom of Dawson's jug."

by Harry Brown 96 July 6, 2025

Dawson!!!

What is said when a dooson screws up, which happens about twelve times per hour, particuarly in matball.

You fell off your seat reaching for that animal cracker! Dawson!!! Thats a detention.

by LeavesCuomo November 5, 2020