do a toby price

At the latest 2021 Dakar rally Toby Price an Australian Motorbike Rider, destroyed his back tyre, on one on the dakar stages. Instead of quitting he used cable ties, to fix his tyre and limp it to the end of the stage. So the modern day athlete version of Mcgyver.

Mate your tyre is falling to bits. Its ok, "Just do a Toby Price" and it'll make it til you finish.

by Aus Moto Fan February 2, 2021

The Caruana Principle

The Caruana Principle states that as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a discussion with faeces being the main topic approaches 1.

Mark: "Hey how comes we always end up talking about shit?"
Jane: "Thats The Caruana Principle man"

by turkeyturkey2020 February 19, 2021

The Dave Principle

Society has to move at the speed of the slowest person, ie it only takes one idiot to ruin something good for everyone else.

The Dave Principle states that 1 person ruins it for everyone. "We used to be able to drive as fast as we wanted, and then Dave had to drive faster than he could handle and killed a bunch of people. Now we have speed limits. THANKS DAVE!" -

by DarkAlman March 15, 2021

joe'd up the price

It is when someone offers more money than you are asking for. It is the opposite of trying to bargain down the price. Reverse haggling.

I asked for 100 dollars for the lamp I made, but my cousin Joe'd up the price up to 150$

by arz131 May 3, 2021

Jeremiah Dawson Price

God. They are God

Person 1: "Oh is the that Jeremiah Dawson Price?"
Person 2:"You mean God."

by MIIKKKEEEEYYYYY May 18, 2021

The Beard Principle

If you kissed, your facial hair will start growing faster and stronger.

Man 1: wow! Since when u gout this beard?
Man 2: oh I've kissed last week
Man 1: oh, so it gotta be The Beard Principle!

by Thenutmaker June 18, 2021

dr half price

ex f star who retired from crypto

I want to be dr half price

by drhp August 29, 2021