Chocolate smooches

The act of defecating on a woman's labia then providing oral sex

I took Jenny out to taco bell last week and when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to eat her out after I dookie on her coochie. Gross! I dont want any chocolate smooches !

by CrustyUncle69 March 5, 2025

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chocolate twinkie

the opposite of a coconut. coconut being a black person with a white soul; and a chocolate twinkie being the opposite. (a white person with a black soul).

damn that dude is so gangsta he's a chocolate twinkie!

by sammi_2008423 May 7, 2025

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chocolate squats

Black man standing over white female in downward facing dog dipping his dick in her as he squats kinda like Oreo dipping in milk

Hey bro what's up with those legs? Looks like you been working out!

Oh dude I just been doing my chocolate squats with the wife.

by CR1986 June 6, 2017

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chocolate slug

When someone sucks a turd out of someone else’s asshole right before the point of ground-hogging. More specifically when the turd has no ridges or lumps.

“Oh I think I might need to shit soon.”
“You want me to give you a chocolate slug?”

by squishsquishpanties May 18, 2025

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Chocolate Glory

When a dark skinned coloured boy uses his skin colour to make a joke/procure an achievement.

Customer: Hey man I think I have a smaller portion than everyone else
Waiter: no you dont
customer: did you give me a smaller portion cause I'm black?
waiter: no, have some more
customer: chocolate glory!

by headshouldersneesandtoes November 10, 2010

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Titty chocolate

When you have chocolate on your tittie.

When you are eating a lot of chocolate and you look down and see a little that dripped on your boobie and you just got to lick that titty... Titty chocolate

by JohnTheLongJohn December 17, 2016

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