Carriage Driver Hands

This word is neither an insult or compliment. The word exists for the soul purpose of confusion and contemplation usually on the older generation.

Karen wanted her older lover to put his Carriage Driver Hands on her.

by Steezmiester June 21, 2020

Twizzle poppin a handstand

Is when a tweaker experiences a demon explaining to him that his own family has agreed to let his friends tell on him to the cops so now looking out the window upside down in a car.

James : what the fuck is christian doing
Jake: hes twizzle poppin a handstand down woodside.

by Hahahahalksd lfffl August 12, 2020

Spastic's Handshake

Named for the fact that mongs often don't know their own strength

"I fingered Sonya behind the bins at the YMCA last night, her fanny was as tight as a spastic's handshake"

by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020

Edward Jerky Hands

A drunken game in which 3 participants have to watch scat porn and attempt to remain flaccid, first one to get a boner has to jerk off the other 2 participants and ingest the semen off of a soggy biscuit

Hey bro’s wanna game of Edward Jerky Hands?

I’m down, though you’re gonna jerk me tonight!

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 3, 2020

The Quebecois Handshake

When a kinky and frisky French Canadian girl prepares a poutine (fries, gravy), jerks you off into the poutine and uses your semen as a replacement for the cheese.

That girl from UQAM totally gave me the Quebecois Handshake last night...she was famished!

by GoHabsGo2020 November 17, 2020

Edward Scissor-Hands

when you are edward and also have hands on your scissors

ew Edward Scissor-Hands has hands on his scissors gross

by GregGregGregGreg December 1, 2020

Big Ol’ Hang

When a female has an extremely large clitoris. It may also hang out past the lips.

Morgan: “you’re so stupid.”
Jordan: “suck my big ol’ hang!”

by Slippers1 December 5, 2020