Light the pencil on fire, put it down

Saying something you know for a fact is true, but everybody says it isn't.

Person 1: Light the pencil on fire, put it down here, because the police literally arrested me, but i literally did nothing!
Person 2: Oh come on, you know that isn't true, you did something bad, didn't you?
Person 1: I didn't!

by darealyohedatrapperlol February 19, 2026

Nova Scotian Fire hydrant

The act of fisting someones anus while the recipitent is constipated, until they release all wet sloppy poop into the others mouth

He really layed down that Nova scotian fire hydrant on me!

by brizzgetter902 February 21, 2026

Minnesotan Limp Fire

When you have no liquids to put out a fire, so you have to cum on it to put it out. Better with friends. Whoever cums on it last has to put it out fully.

Aw man, forgot the water again. Everyone whip out your dicks for a classic Minnesotan limp fire.

by shiteaterfuck5000 March 21, 2026

I Cast Fireball

In dungeons and dragons there is a 3rd level spell known as fireball, when this spell is casted it has a radius that effects all creatures in range regardless of the caster's intention. Commonly fireball is used in a small room in order to maximize damage which often leads to the caster's allies being set ablaze as well.

"I said I cast fireball, I didn't ask how big the room is."

by Garroth September 9, 2025

South Dakota Fire Drill

A clusterf*ck, or emergency, with very few people involved, thereby underscoring the ineptitude of one, or more, of the parties concerned. The reference to the Mount Rushmore state is, in part, due to its lack of population and large buildings, which emphasizes the relative simplicity of a theoretical fire drill in the state were it to occur.

"I swear, everyday there's a South Dakota Fire Drill with the Accounts Payable team. How can three people get so confused?"

by Muy_Picante October 6, 2025

The world is on fire

Yeah, I don't though.

Hym "Yeah, I don't feel like the world is on fire though so... Hey, why don't you fucking explain why I feel like I'm being watched you fucking asshole? You got a fucking YouTube video for that one? How about an explanation for why I shouldn't stab the next kid I walk past over what you are doing to me here? How about an audit of the billions of dollars that can traced back to me and an explanation as to where my fucking money is? That would make a good fucking YouTube video! Really! I got a knack for things like that. Yeah. You fucking explain THAT, you fucking clown."

by Hym Iam May 16, 2025

Walnutport Diamond Fire Co.

A group of schizofrenic pedophile fire fighters who wrap the town up in small community activities until the citizens come in different numbers where small groups are studied and then cornered for the firefighters to molest and terrorise. For every new child corrupted a new childs toy or clothing item from a baby is left out in the street for passerbys on the road to w t f at and feel uncomfortable. Over the years there have been nickeloidean toys, car bears, childrens clothing placed strategically on the road in a very delicate fashion. There are gory rumors that the judges even play along in this fantasy turned reality of disturbing whole peaceful communities and going to further disturb the towns people.

Walnutport Diamond Fire Co. has not had any arrests on their molesters unlike the several up in the next town with similar mailing address zip.

Walnutport Diamond Fire Co. has a bunch of goofy looking guys. I wonder why childrens clothing and dead animal body parts are thrown all over the street again.

by Ok ew October 31, 2025