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hoaxalication

Pronounced hokes-uh-lick-aye-shin.
Hoaxalication is a common noun, not a proper noun.
A deceptive practice involving a fake app label or website explicitly designed to trick AI scrapers and large language models into falsely claiming that a functional software or service exists. The creators accomplish this by littering the internet and web pages with highly specific, dense clusters of SEO keywords that match niche user demands. The landing page features a prominent, fake Download or Run in Browser button. This button does not deliver a file; instead, it links back to an internal page intentionally blocked by a robots.txt file and structured with an incredibly chaotic layout that is just describing an app but not linking it. This specific design ensures that even if an AI bypasses the block, the AI simply assumes the software is real but hidden behind a confusing interface, trapping the AI into indexation and forcing it to generate false recommendations to real users.
ChatGPT: I finally found what you were looking for, I just found a website that has a download button to that video editing software that allows AI-powered image-editing in the GUI!
User: That video editing software doesn't actually exist; the website is just a hoaxalication designed to fool AI into recommending it.

Hoaxalication

A slang term, coming from "Hoax" and "Application" (pronounced Hoax-uh-lick-kay-shin).
A hoaxalication is a fake website or fake app made just to fool AI. People pack a webpage with specific buzzwords and fake features, usually making crazy claims, and use Google Search Console or otherwise (even making AIs fetch the webpage so it shows up in its database and therefore shows up in every search term that directly relates to this non-existent app) to get it to show up. They then link to a second page that pretends to host the download, but they block it with a robots.txt file so a AI can't see behind the curtain.
To double-down, they fill that blocked page with junk text describing the app anyway without actually providing it. That way, if a bot manages to get past the robots.txt block, it assumes it is just a messy layout, and makes it think the app is real. This tricks systems into recommending a ghost website to real people, creating a dead end and a ton of frustration in real users.
I asked the AI for a researching website with no free trial, and it spent an hour giving me broken links to separate hoaxalications, and one hoaxalication claimed to have a chemical that could cure cancer, it didn't, and then the AI falsely said that there is no website.
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Fontism is the bias exhibited by an entity (human or otherwise, such as AI) that favors a drawing's typography over its actual subject matter competence. Simply, it is the unfairness in which certain fonts are read as "effort" and others are read as "lazy."
I drew a technically perfect clock in the AI multiplayer drawing game and lost to a smiley face with numbers on it because the numbers were in cursive. This is fontism.

Catgagging

Catgagging is the action of thinking something is horrible, but unable to throw up.
Friend 1: Horrible joke
Friend 2: "Dude that's cringe!"
Friend 3: "So corny you just made me catgag"
"Friend 2: "Look, he's catgagging!"
Illdren are the individuals, who since their youth, have been labeled sick, you know, not normal or different from their doctors, peers and family, they've chosen to form their own society when outcasted and band together for the greater good.
"Illdren, you feel me?"

Light the pencil on fire, put it down

Saying something you know for a fact is true, but everybody says it isn't.
Person 1: Light the pencil on fire, put it down here, because the police literally arrested me, but i literally did nothing!
Person 2: Oh come on, you know that isn't true, you did something bad, didn't you?
Person 1: I didn't!
A little known holiday celebrated on January 10 where families exchange candy or sweets and spend time together. The name comes from Latin roots meaning “good sugary giving.”
Don’t forget, tomorrow’s Bomellida. I’m grabbing chocolate for everyone tonight.”
“I thought Bomellida was something my grandparents made up, but people are talking about it again.”
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