Jaws of Death

someone with braces sucking a dick (and possibly cutting said dick with braves and circumcising it)

I got a free circumcision last night from Heather’s jaws of death!

by ftcalls February 10, 2021

Kiss of Death

When you have lip to ass contact with a fart, usually happens during facesitting or eating ass.

Jake: I was rimming this girl Alice last night and before I could bust she totally blew a kiss of death. Bro it was nasty.

Paul: Stop eating ass then, moron.

by Molly Stings April 25, 2021

Florida ring of death

The crescent shaped area of the back of your neck that isn’t covered by your shirt or buff. 99% chance of getting skin cancer in the ring.

By the time hank was 45 his Florida ring of death looked like the thing from fantastic 4

by Flyassfeller10 May 3, 2021

Pre Near Death Experience

A state of a higher power of consciousness that occurs when one is so close to death that the awareness of impending death is like that of surfing the fringe of death itself, and in that of the most peaceful and assuring manner.

My pre near death experience of the car careening toward mine had me realize that my body could or may not survive the collision, and hence my consciousness felt as if given over to a higher power; a peaceful and sublime place of surrender in getting ready to cross over to the other side.

by SkinVoyage May 22, 2021

More Lights Than Darth Vader's Bathtub

Term used to describe something that has a ridiculous amount of lights of all kinds on it.

Ye Gods! This thing has more lights than Darth Vader's bathtub!

by RTM 1963 July 27, 2021

Kiss of death

When a guy, specifically a sneaky link/friends with benefits type of relationship, kisses you on the forehead before having sex usually to make you catch feelings or feel something more.

“I was with Julian last night and he definitely gave me the kiss of death”

by fartface2000 November 20, 2021

Green Screen Of Death

the error that you've never heard of.

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Your Windows Insider Build ran into a problem and needs to restart. We're just collecting some error info, and then we'll restart for you.

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Green Screen Of Death "should include the word being defined"

by transdisciplinary August 28, 2021