Monitor Butter

The slow buildup of grease, ejaculate, pre ejaculate, urine, saliva, poo, earwax and bogeys on your computer screen as you accidentally dropped your monitor into the toilet then proceeded to do unspeakable things

Me: Bro check out my monitor butter

Bro: ok

by YBPYT October 1, 2021

soggy toast with butter

A perfectly straight thing and whoever asked you is gay

You like soggy toast with butter
You asked your gay

by Blake's nemesis March 27, 2021

Nerd Butter

The sweat from a nerds ballsack when they have been watching anime for 72 hours straight without taking a shower

Jack: Hey my toast is done but there's no butter in the fridge.
Dillon: Don't worry bro, I got some nerd butter on standby.

by MagicJoshXXL April 7, 2025

Skud Butter

The cream left on the dick fresh after doin’ deed.

“She sucked my skud butter right off after”

by SGAG November 26, 2023

warm butter

malleable, soft, weak; something/someone that can easily be reshaped and formed without much effort

Wow, did you see how easily Biden caved to pressure from republicans?
Yeah, he's warm butter.

by human_not_alien February 19, 2021

Butter

Something that’s super smooth like butter. Specifically, songs, artwork, performances, or other cultural pieces of content.

*Bitch Ass by Too $hort playing*

Friend 1: Yo, this song is butter!
Friend 2: Bet.

by teragram1124 August 6, 2023

Peanut butter jelqing

When two men cover each others genitalia in peanut butter and jelly, they then rub their shafts together to make a PBJ, they don’t stop until one person cums. Whoever didn’t cum has to lick all of the peanut butter and jelly off of the other person

“Oh boy I really can’t keep doing peanut butter jelqing, Aaron always wins I’m tired of licking up everything”

by Silly bug guy March 5, 2025