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James Jowatt

Sexy emo with a fat shlong. Quite slim but can eat the world and not gain weight. Does sensory with Josh and is dating him. Very gay but that’s okay. Paper thin nipples and makes guys scream without the s.
Guy: “his Willy was so big!”
Guy 2:”was definitely James Jowatt
by Jigglywiggly101 December 21, 2021
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lovey james

by eatsomeass September 4, 2016
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James gingles

A highly confused creature known for making every situation worse by opening his mouth.
2. Expert in playing the victim after single-handedly causing the chaos.
3. Often mistaken for a malfunctioning NPC or someone who has autism and makes and makes poor decisions daily. 4. Maturity level: somewhere between a toddler or a 9 year old or a 12 year old
“Stop acting like a total James gingles and take some responsibility.”
by Dhcbxjdh May 21, 2025
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Mea ah jame

A half Cambodia/Youn female dog (bitch). She has no knowledge to teach her son. We could use to J other.
Mea ah jame kon mi jm
by Sokjame October 28, 2019
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James

JAMES is the most ahh-mazing, loving full of life, smart, super sexy, silly man that can keep u laughing and males u feel like nothing else in the world matters. When ur with a James he makes u feel like ur home and everything finally makes sense in life. To be a James hes an ahh-mazing lover in every single way and gives u goosebumps in places u never knew even existed! There is never a boring moment when ur with James.

when u think u know James it will come out of nowhere and will make u feel like u never existed. Even tho James made u feel so loved and have found the love of ur life, ur soul mate n ur twinsie that knows u more than anyone u have ever met and becomes ur best friend n madly in love. no one in the world could ever b stupid hot n perfect in the bedroom.James will show u how ruthless, cold hearted n u will see what an soulless evil monster looks like in the flesh when he's caught hiding his double life you knew absolutely nothing about james turns cold as ice and will make u feel like u are the most rejected, unwanted human in the world.

So if u have the chance to let him sweep u off ur feet and be everything u have ever wanted in ur life watch out cause its fake and he has no heart in reality and will feel like ur a nobody and rip ur heart out of ur chest and burn ur house down all while associated w someone else n u better word what u ask cause hes great at using that to twist his lies.

I LOVE BUT HATE A JAMES
If u heard of a JAMES follow ur gut feeling when things seem off and u feel lied to. Cause They r fake and no matter what u thought u meant 2 him u don't n nothing u ever did for him was never appreciated or grateful. No fucks given being a James. One way street at all times...
by anonymous February 6, 2023
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LeBron James

A LeBron James is to leave your team and later comeback to the team and be the first team to comeback from a 3-1 lead in the finals against a 73-9 win team.
Lebron: CLEEVEELAND!!!!! THIS IS FOR YOU!!!!!

Kevin Durant: Hsss Hsss Hsss🐍

Lebron: im LeBron James! yall ainte reachin nothin without me!
by Tortulo September 29, 2017
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Bailey James

Short tempered, typically has brown hair a fat long shlong, typically known as (pussy punisher). Sexy guy good with guys and girls depends. Charmer and an absolute gem in the bed.
by BWJ big punisher November 23, 2021
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