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Hairy Nipples

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Nipples:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
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3 Nipple Jason

3 Nipple Jason is a man from Southern California who had surgery to add a third nipple. He said it was because nipples are his biggest source of pleasure, so why not add a 3rd?
3 nipple Jason rubbed his 3 nipples until they bled
by boner jams 4 April 12, 2023
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Related Words

Agony Nipple

The protruding stub found on the upper surface of blocks of Lego and its imitations. Especially painful when you step on one at night.
"Jesus Fuck! I'm going to kill that kid!"
"What happened?"
"I just impaled my foot on a Lego's agony nipple! That kid is dead meat!"
by RTM 1963 April 29, 2023
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Semen Nipple

A rare term used to describe a penis, generally that of a man.
Upon reaching climax the male species will ejaculate via the semen nipple.
by Frederick Roderick May 14, 2023
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Areolas nipplas

When you see the nipples through the dress
Look at those areolas nipplas
by Dddot August 18, 2023
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Cat Nippling

Laying 10 Chicken and Cheese Burgers upon your bare chest like cat nipples whilst laying down on a bed.
Then eating them.
I'm going to cat nipple those burgers tonight. I love a good cat nippling.
by Glitter of Gary October 5, 2023
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Hard nipple weather

Cold enough to make your nipples hard but not cold enough for a jacket.
Its cold outside will I need a jacket?

Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!
by Res2 November 25, 2023
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