Brother Joe 

A person who is devoid of talent or charm and therefore must rely on a close family member (usually a younger brother) to provide them with sustenance, shelter and attention.

Wow I didn't realize until recently what a Brother Joe I've become. It's time to get my life together and stop being such a loser.

Brother Joe by alfredoalfonso September 10, 2016

Samoa Joe 

To perform an outstanding feat that requires equal parts stamina and obesity.

After eating shrimp for two hours straight, Super China Buffet management had me escorted from the restaurant. I Samoa Joed that joint!

Samoa Joe by Dear Dixie June 25, 2008

Fuck Sleepy Joe 

Worst President candidate ever. Hides his Alzhemier's Disease. A Chinese Communist Party stooge.

Fuck sleepy Joe is a CCP stooge.

Fuck Sleepy Joe by anonymous December 7, 2020

Who is joe

DON’T ASK WHO JOE IS!!!!

“Who is joe”

Who is joe by Fsg flurr August 29, 2019

fat joe hater 

one who hates fat joe,me

Im a fat joe hater, fat joe sucks

fat joe hater by jackiskool April 26, 2005

Fat joe 

As a kid, his dad owned a McDonald's and his mom owned a burger king. He ate for free whenever he was hungry. When he got tired of mickie D's, he went to BK, and vice-versa.

Childhood obesity came and the doctors didn't give him too long to live. The make-a-wish foundation gave him his dream of being in the hip-hop industry before he would "die"... but that was like... 15 years ago? Proving his resolve, at the same time proving doctors wrong and he's not gonna soon stop rapping... oops I mean "Rapping".

One thing he never changed from his childhood: He starts his day in a fast food restaurant, ends it that way too, unless his dinner doesn't go down right, in which case, it ends on the crapper.

We love Fat Joe, well not his music, but him. And so we NEED to constantly tell him the two most important words... Jenny Craig... Fat joe, you need Slim Fast... and FAST

Fat joe by Raw Doggy April 5, 2010

Big Joe 

Being a "Big Joe" Is when a male happens to have an absolutely massive penis, like, ridiculously huge- A Cock big enough to balance a horse on, when it isn't erect. These guys can snap cars in half with one mighty swing.

Their motto tends to be "If it exists, my dick can break it."
When they get erections, only a wormhole could fit the bastards.

Detective - "So far, we have established that the woman was torn in half down the middle, possibly by the insertion of an object into her vagina, which was so big she tore in two."

Detective 2 - "Must have been a Big Joe."

Big Joe by Mr Boomtastique July 6, 2009